Did anyone else hear about this?
My wife works for the government, and she was notified by her superiors that approximately $30,000 worth of UPS uniforms were purchased over Ebay in a 2-week period. They suspect that it is a terrorist plan to get into businesses, gov't buildings, even homes, and deliver bombs or whatever other garbage terrorists use.
Basically, it was a warning to be on the watch when you are delivered packages.
Just wanted to pass it along to all of you, in case it turns out to be legit.
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- UPS terrorists
UPS terroristsFollow
Well, then the solution is simple.... Go with FedEx :P
Just my 2 cents
Just my 2 cents
or make the UPS guy open the package in another room before you accept it.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Quote:
My wife works for the government, and she was notified by her superiors that approximately $30,000 worth of UPS uniforms were purchased over Ebay in a 2-week period. They suspect that it is a terrorist plan to get into businesses, gov't buildings, even homes, and deliver bombs or whatever other garbage terrorists use.
I think the CIA, FBI and NSA would probably on this like a fly on ****. Any type of suspicious behavior like that would be easily traceable.
Who the hell has $30 grand worth of UPS uniforms to sell via eBay? Even combined people, I can't imagine there's thirty thousand dollars worth of UPS uniforms on eBay in a two week period. A quick visit to eBay just now revealed some t-shirts that aren't uniform (just a white t-shirt with a big logo on it) and a single old brown uniform shirt. Lots of mousepads and ashtrays though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I agree, it was just a warning.
And fyi, those agencies are the ones that sent the message.
And fyi, those agencies are the ones that sent the message.
Well, I thought the same thing. It's not like UPS uniforms are a hot item on Ebay or anything. I think the fact that that amount was sold at all was the red light that alerted the government.
Quote:
Who the hell has $30 grand worth of UPS uniforms to sell via eBay? Even combined people, I can't imagine there's thirty thousand dollars worth of UPS uniforms on eBay in a two week period. A quick visit to eBay just now revealed some t-shirts that aren't uniform (just a white t-shirt with a big logo on it) and a single old brown uniform shirt. Lots of mousepads and ashtrays though.
Yeah Bin Laden just bought them all.
Overreaction. When they start buying the vans give me a call.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah, my point was that either Al'Quaeda or whoever sent $30k from Achmed to Akbar for no apprent reason or else that they lucked out into finding $30,000 worth of dress browns in a two week period where, today, I found a grand total of $4.00 worth in the form of an old shirt. Seems like a risky way of running your terrorist outfit, to hope to find all your stuff over a public auction website.
Hell, I'm not saying it's not true or that you maybe heard some of the info wrong, but it does sound damn weird.
Hell, I'm not saying it's not true or that you maybe heard some of the info wrong, but it does sound damn weird.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Maybe it was FedEx. It sure would be a sicko marketing ploy...
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I'm with ya on the weirdness. Just wanted to let everyone know, just in case.
Possibly. But everyone is accusing the gov't of underreaction towards terrorist info pre-9/11, so I guess over is better than under.
Quote:
Overreaction. When they start buying the vans give me a call.
Possibly. But everyone is accusing the gov't of underreaction towards terrorist info pre-9/11, so I guess over is better than under.
This rumor was floating around right after 9/11.
Just hipe
Just hipe
double post...grrrrr
Edited, Mon Jun 21 13:55:25 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
Edited, Mon Jun 21 13:55:25 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
Quote:
Yeah, my point was that either Al'Quaeda or whoever sent $30k from Achmed to Akbar for no apprent reason or else that they lucked out into finding $30,000 worth of dress browns in a two week period where, today, I found a grand total of $4.00 worth in the form of an old shirt. Seems like a risky way of running your terrorist outfit, to hope to find all your stuff over a public auction website.
Hell, I'm not saying it's not true or that you maybe heard some of the info wrong, but it does sound damn weird.
Hell, I'm not saying it's not true or that you maybe heard some of the info wrong, but it does sound damn weird.
Yeah No ****. Akbar must be one dumb @ss terrorist.
you have a link to this warning?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I'm always right.
Phear me
Phear me
Ah, well I sit corrected then.
As much as I hate to admit it, that sample on the link you posted is exactly what I read.
Oh well, was just trying to help, not spread a gay urban legend.
Sorry guys. :)
As much as I hate to admit it, that sample on the link you posted is exactly what I read.
Oh well, was just trying to help, not spread a gay urban legend.
Sorry guys. :)
Deathfromtheskies wrote:
Oh well, was just trying to help, not spread a gay urban legend.
So now you are calling UPS drivers gay?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Quote:
So now you are calling UPS drivers gay?
You've seen the shorts and those matching socks.
Eb
They're so last year!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Quote:
They're so last year!
Oh, but they posistively scream "What can Brown do for you?".
Precious.
Eb
pickle's my new fav poster. id put it in my sig but anything i put there means ****. well, ok, ill do it anyway.
xythex wrote:
The first tip was in the OP:
Quote:
My wife works for the government, and
It's always "my wife" or "my cousin's friend" or "my fu[b][/b]ckbuddy's dogsitter."
Edited, Mon Jun 21 20:26:11 2004 by trickybeck
Now, if you worked for the Cia or FBI and had that report in your hands, would you call your stockbroker and buy a bunch of Fedex stock before publishing it.?
Edited, Mon Jun 21 20:51:47 2004 by Jindo
Edited, Mon Jun 21 20:51:47 2004 by Jindo
Recent Visitors: 258
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (258)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- UPS terrorists
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC