Had to ahppen when I was playing at the .25/.50 tables while waiting for my wife to get home, naturally. I didn't even realize I had it. Won me a $12.50 bonus. Woohoo. That's a six pack!
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Edited, Fri Jun 18 14:35:49 2004 by Smasharoo
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I went home for the weekend to visit friends and family and while over at a friends house they wanted to play poker.
Not big money of course since we are all poor university kids who can barely afford rent but everyone threw in 10$ each for first pot then we just played until one guy won all the chips. Texas holdem style or whatever you want to call it.
I dragged the game out for 30 minutes, won the pot. They were like "give us a chance to win our money back" so we doubled the pot i won the pot in 5 minutes with out losing a single hand, once again since they hadnt realized they were being hustled, we doubled the pot yet again and i won it in 10 minutes.
After that they refused to play and i was just thanking them for giving me their money when in the background my buddies stereo had been playing random CD's with the 300 CD changer and that song by kenny rogers comes on completely random i started to chuckle and they got even more pissed. Paid for my bus ride down home and back and all the fun i had when down there ^^.
Edited, Fri Jun 18 14:37:58 2004 by bhodisattva
Not big money of course since we are all poor university kids who can barely afford rent but everyone threw in 10$ each for first pot then we just played until one guy won all the chips. Texas holdem style or whatever you want to call it.
I dragged the game out for 30 minutes, won the pot. They were like "give us a chance to win our money back" so we doubled the pot i won the pot in 5 minutes with out losing a single hand, once again since they hadnt realized they were being hustled, we doubled the pot yet again and i won it in 10 minutes.
After that they refused to play and i was just thanking them for giving me their money when in the background my buddies stereo had been playing random CD's with the 300 CD changer and that song by kenny rogers comes on completely random i started to chuckle and they got even more pissed. Paid for my bus ride down home and back and all the fun i had when down there ^^.
Edited, Fri Jun 18 14:37:58 2004 by bhodisattva
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Good going. I don't like to play high limits online if I'm distracted (posting here for instance) but it's almost impossible for me to loose money at the .25/.50 tables even if the house were on fire.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
No, but if I could, I would.
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Whatever. I know you had a Queen hidden under the Word icon.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Haha.
When online poker first came out, some CS geeks figured out the randomizer for one of the early sites. They discovered it was tied to the server clock and after a little work could see all the cards to be dealt for any hand.
They've gotten better since that.
When online poker first came out, some CS geeks figured out the randomizer for one of the early sites. They discovered it was tied to the server clock and after a little work could see all the cards to be dealt for any hand.
They've gotten better since that.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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