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#27 Jun 18 2004 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Sure, you can get a Ford Brontasarus but you have to get a commercial driver's lisence (there are multiple classes of them: I don't mean an 18 wheeler lisence). I don't think it is unreasonable to expect people who buy huge vehicles to actually be tested in driving them
I suggested this months ago and Tweelis had a hissy fit Smiley: lol


Oh hell. Tweelis had a fit? Perhaps I am totally wrong. He's a good guy.

Actually, this is not my idea. I suggested just making people who drive large, dangerous cars legally responsible for anyone they kill in any accident which would not have been fatal had they been driving a large sedan, say a crown victoria. I suggested this because Republicans are so in favor of personal responsiblity, I thought they might like it - and Democrats generally worry about the environment so they might like it. For a week I told this (loosely, a version of this) to anyone who would listen until someone came back with the alternate driver's lisence thing, which I think is a better idea.

However, neither party has a chance of passing it: Repubs would hate to grow the DMV (or the branch of government which grants lisences) and the Dems would not want to give special access to those who can pay for the tests.

I think it is a very modest proposal. I can take my test in a sedan and run out and drive a Suburban? A Suburban which has been raised by 18 inches? At some point people should have to take another test with their vehicle. I'm not saying anything rash like: your DMV fees should be multiplied by 40 divided by the number of miles to the gallon your car gets, which I also think would make great law, but that no one would pass.


#28 Jun 18 2004 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
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Or we can just not subsidize gasoline prices. At some point, the idiots who chose to drive a vehicle that gets 8-10 mpg will realize that a sedan that gets 28-32 mpg can carry everything they've ever carried in the mostrosity they are driving, is *safer*, and wont cost them a hundred bucks to fill up.

But then I'm the wacky guy that thinks that market forces, when left mostly alone, will do a good job all by themselves of discouraging stupid consumption habits.
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#29 Jun 18 2004 at 10:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Station wagons, kids. If the wife's serious about having kids, our next vehicle's gonna be an Audi wagon almost for certain.
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#30 Jun 18 2004 at 11:23 PM Rating: Decent
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What I hate about cars is how fast they go. Sure, you can go ungodly speeds on the Autobahn and other such places, but where in the US are you legally allowed to go over 80? And that's only on certain Interstate highways. Southern Michigan and the Dakotas come to mind. Unless you're acually a professioal racecar driver, there should be no need for a speedometer that rates 145mph (like my mom's old Mazda sedan) or need to know how quickly you can do 0-60. Why do people speed? Because they can. If they couldn't, they wouldn't. I can't wait till all vehicles are automatically controlled by sensors embedded in the roads.

Damn, I feel old. Hard to imagine I'm still several years from thirty! I guess replacing a Monte Carlo with a series of Saturns changes your outlook some. Substituting raw horsepower for 40mpg is nice, though, especially during these times.
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