Why is it that there are so many Fords out there that get 8 Miles to the gallon and look like tanks. I hate these people, they get out of there excursion with a 2' lift and think their "bad ***". Their so Dumb! So now you have this drunk ******* driving drunk in a Tank killing everyone in a normal car.
Oh ya Camaro's are the worst car in the world. I'd rather drive a Yugo, knowing that I drive a piece of ****. Rather then driving a piece of **** and thinking it's not.
Edited, Thu Jun 17 11:33:59 2004 by Nemmesis
Edited, Thu Jun 17 11:35:52 2004 by Nemmesis
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Did someone run into your Camaro with their big tank Ford?
Or are we just cranky today?
Or are we just cranky today?
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Just cranky and sleep deprived. And I have neither a Ford or Camero. Now that I think of it Cranky because of sleep deprivation.
There's a second year at my school that drives a Hum-Vee.
What the hell does he need with a Hum-Vee? He doesn't go off road. By virtue of being a vet-student, he officially has no life outside of school! It's a fact. We have to sign a statement saying so.
So, why does he take up one and a half spots in our already cramped parking lot with a gas-guzzling off-road military-style vehicle?
Because he's a rich spoiled brat. :) (Well, dunno about the spoiled or brat part, but he did buy all.. all of his first semester books, even the "recommended reading".. not "required reading"... and that was over 4k by itself. And he owns a hum-vee. So he is rich. And rich people can do what they want, right? :P )
What the hell does he need with a Hum-Vee? He doesn't go off road. By virtue of being a vet-student, he officially has no life outside of school! It's a fact. We have to sign a statement saying so.
So, why does he take up one and a half spots in our already cramped parking lot with a gas-guzzling off-road military-style vehicle?
Because he's a rich spoiled brat. :) (Well, dunno about the spoiled or brat part, but he did buy all.. all of his first semester books, even the "recommended reading".. not "required reading"... and that was over 4k by itself. And he owns a hum-vee. So he is rich. And rich people can do what they want, right? :P )
Another doubling of the price of gas should solve this issue.
Actually, theres no reason all non-commercial vehicles should get any less then 40 miles to the gallon, but politicians never get between voters and their cars - at least not in California.
I would say a modest requirement on weight, height of the center of mass of the car off the ground, and bumper alignment should solve all these problems. Sure, you can get a Ford Brontasarus but you have to get a commercial driver's lisence (there are multiple classes of them: I don't mean an 18 wheeler lisence). I don't think it is unreasonable to expect people who buy huge vehicles to actually be tested in driving them.
Actually, theres no reason all non-commercial vehicles should get any less then 40 miles to the gallon, but politicians never get between voters and their cars - at least not in California.
I would say a modest requirement on weight, height of the center of mass of the car off the ground, and bumper alignment should solve all these problems. Sure, you can get a Ford Brontasarus but you have to get a commercial driver's lisence (there are multiple classes of them: I don't mean an 18 wheeler lisence). I don't think it is unreasonable to expect people who buy huge vehicles to actually be tested in driving them.
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That really is a great idea. Make them get a B class license, certified for commercial vehicals. With a B-Class license you cant drink an ounce and drive and if you get one traffice violation you get bumped to C-Class i know my friend drives a food vendor truck and he's got one.
I would love to see Navy Seals over in Iraq get out of a new Hum-Vee with so ridiculious wheels and maybe alittle BLING BLING. Its just a statement that says I have money to blow. Who take a new Hummer out off roading? No one.
I would love to see Navy Seals over in Iraq get out of a new Hum-Vee with so ridiculious wheels and maybe alittle BLING BLING. Its just a statement that says I have money to blow. Who take a new Hummer out off roading? No one.
F(ound) O(n) R(oad) D(ead).
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I have an Escape.
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I have an Escape.
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It's part of our culture to be excessive.
We should replace the American Eagle with a Ford Expedition.
btw
Fix Or Repair Daily
Edited, Thu Jun 17 14:45:42 2004 by Kelvyquayo
We should replace the American Eagle with a Ford Expedition.
btw
Fix Or Repair Daily
Edited, Thu Jun 17 14:45:42 2004 by Kelvyquayo
Excess is the mother of invention
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!
Will Ferrel rocks.
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YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME THAT WAY! PEOPLE, PEOPLE ARE AFRIAD OF ME!
If you posted anything else off topic I'd be upset. Have you seen previews for AnchorMan?
If you posted anything else off topic I'd be upset. Have you seen previews for AnchorMan?
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Quote:Access is my intention for your mother
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ha!, my mother doesn't even know Word, let alone Access. 
Ill just show her how in my power point presentation. Thats where I really excel.
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Ill just show her how in my power point presentation. Thats where I really excel.
Word, maybe you'll improve her outlook.
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What's her position on Lotus?
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Sure, you can get a Ford Brontasarus but you have to get a commercial driver's lisence (there are multiple classes of them: I don't mean an 18 wheeler lisence). I don't think it is unreasonable to expect people who buy huge vehicles to actually be tested in driving them
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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What's her position on Lotus?
Triple entendre! Nice!
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If you hate big cars come to England, petrol here is well over $3 dollars a gallon, we've even taken lanes from our roads and made them into bike lanes. I'm expecting the chinese scooter plan to Hit London very soon.
Its more then likely costs more to run an VW beetle here then it does to run a Ferrari in the states, Damn you guys get it good.
My grandmother was a New Yorker and coming to the states next year, hope i'm making the right move.
Edited, Thu Jun 17 18:23:10 2004 by Steinhound
Edited, Thu Jun 17 18:23:48 2004 by Steinhound
Its more then likely costs more to run an VW beetle here then it does to run a Ferrari in the states, Damn you guys get it good.
My grandmother was a New Yorker and coming to the states next year, hope i'm making the right move.
Edited, Thu Jun 17 18:23:10 2004 by Steinhound
Edited, Thu Jun 17 18:23:48 2004 by Steinhound
Fixed Or Repaired Daily Fu[/i]cked Over Rebuilt Dodge Found On Road Dead, Driver Returns On Foot.
Then there is always Pontiac.
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac
[i]Edited, Fri Jun 18 08:21:08 2004 by PsychoJester
Then there is always Pontiac.
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac
[i]Edited, Fri Jun 18 08:21:08 2004 by PsychoJester
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If you hate big cars come to England, petrol here is well over $3 dollars a gallon,
Yeah, well over. Are you really in the UK at all?
It's about $7 a gallon in the UK.
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Maybe he meant pound.
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Maybe he meant pound.
Maybe. Yo'd assume that he'd just use the pound symbol that's on every UK keyboard in the world then, but whatever.
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