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#1 Jun 16 2004 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
LUCKY DAY LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
HOFGEEST 333,1103EL
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS.

Ref. Number: 109/654/1340
Batch Number: 430667-LDLNL98

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 11th June 2004. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 278511465896-4872 with serial Number 9840-885
drew lucky numbers 9-78-09-87-44-67 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$500,000(Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until you file for your claim.. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000
individual email addresses and names from all over the World. This
promotional program takes place every year.This lottery was promoted and
sponsored by some eminent personalities who do not wish to declare their
identity for security reasons.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial Agent:

Mr Darlington Maxwell
Email:darlington002@mmail.com
Email: darlington001@netscape.net
Tel:0031 610 320 867

Remember, all winning must be filed not later than 1st of July 2004 or
when authentic proof is given for the delay of filing. Please note in
order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you
for being a Winner in our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs Betty Brown.
Lottery Coordinator.
#2 Jun 16 2004 at 8:52 AM Rating: Decent
#3 Jun 16 2004 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
Yes, but he was nice about it. I was taking a shot at the little **** plugging bastards. Hans Brinker over there is a *******.
#4 Jun 16 2004 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
Goalkeeper! Leave Moe alone!
#5 Jun 16 2004 at 11:44 AM Rating: Default
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#6 Jun 16 2004 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
Oh my mistake I thought this was about f'ucking the Dutch. Nevermind...
#7 Jun 16 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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