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For the record, I don't know one person who is either one of those things. I don't live on some dirt road somewhere, or next to a trailer park.
Left the family behind and never looked back, eh?
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Mobile has a population of 200,000 people; it isn't some backwoods hole in the wall.
Holy ****. 200,000 people? I will be damned. That is a thriving metropolis. Look, I lived there. I know exactly what kind of hole in the wall it is. I think backwoods might be a little kind.
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I really hate the fact that most people think that Alabamians are all unintelligent, illiterate white trash.
If you've only lived there for a few years, why does it bother you that people have a correct image of southerners?
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It just isn't true. I'm sorry if you lived in some crappy place,
I lived in a fine place. My dad's a land surveyor, and I got to spend summers with him. I saw a lot of Mobile that way. Sorry if the truth hurts, Billy Bob.
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but quit labeling me so much.
Listen, Bubba, my personality is what it is. There are a few people around here who don't go sucking the bung of some random n00b spouting out of his ***. If this is not for you, you're welcome not to interject. I will label you Doris and tell the world you wear a mean pink dress and heals if I want to. If you know it's not true, and have the ability to laugh at yourself now and then, by all means stay. But if you want to be a punk-*** little ***** who can't take a little ribbing do us a favor and f'uck off.