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This isn't the tonight show, and you are not Johnny Carson.
What the fu[/i]ck that supposed to mean?
[i]Edited, Wed Jun 16 01:23:17 2004 by PsychoJester
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What the fu[/i]ck that supposed to mean?
[i]Edited, Wed Jun 16 01:23:17 2004 by PsychoJester
http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/entertainment/carnac/index.jsp
maybe this will turn on the light PJ.
maybe this will turn on the light PJ.
Wow, you really are a fu[i][/i]cking moran to think that just because I put 2 spaces in between the listings that it's a Johnny Carson impersonation. 
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Wow, you really are a ******* moran to think that just because I put 2 spaces in between the listings that it's a Johnny Carson impersonation.
Yea it was the 2 spaces that did it. Had you put 3 or 1 it would have changed the impact drastically. I may be a moron, but please don't call me a Moran. I think everyone should have .50 caliber sniper rifles.
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Must I use short form insults again? I suppose so.
You have no friends. Kill yourself.
You have no friends. Kill yourself.
This was yesterday, I don't know what was in my head, I think Skeet possesed me??? Anyway, I was just being a total idiot. It is an obvious play for attention, to a bunch of people that hardly know me, and defiantly don't care who I am.
I think subconsciously, I set this whole contest up because it would be a sure victory for me. In a life like mine, where the victories are separated by stages of life (puberty, mid-life), some time you need to manufacture one. Whatever, it got me through yesterday. That is all.
I think subconsciously, I set this whole contest up because it would be a sure victory for me. In a life like mine, where the victories are separated by stages of life (puberty, mid-life), some time you need to manufacture one. Whatever, it got me through yesterday. That is all.
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This was yesterday, I don't know what was in my head, I think Skeet possesed me??? Anyway, I was just being a total idiot. It is an obvious play for attention, to a bunch of people that hardly know me, and defiantly don't care who I am.
Ya know, I almost feel bad...
OK....
Alright....
Pretty PLEASE go **** yourself. :)
Eb
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I'm pretty sure no one cares. Here, let me check my caring meter (or metre as we spell it up north, damn the metric system). Hmmm, looks like todays forecast of people caring is about a 0.2% probability with a small chance of someone calling you an *******.
Looks like you owe me for one jelly donut.
Looks like you owe me for one jelly donut.
Hi Pickle, yes I do see you there, and by the way, you are doing the best job at getting under my skin. You are #1! Which still makes me think that you are Totems sock puppet. Anyway, Gratz!
Oh and those Blind Melon pictures didn't fool me either.
Edited to add the Blind Melon thing.
Edited, Wed Jun 16 17:56:28 2004 by Reinman
Oh and those Blind Melon pictures didn't fool me either.
Edited to add the Blind Melon thing.
Edited, Wed Jun 16 17:56:28 2004 by Reinman
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Hi Pickle, yes I do see you there, and by the way, you are doing the best job at getting under my skin. You are #1! Which still makes me think that you are Totems sock puppet. Anyway, Gratz!
You just sayin' dat sh[i][/i]it coz I'm so blizzack. :P
Ah.........................but no.
Eb
I did put a smiley on that GFY, didn't I?
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Are you talking about this thread?
No... it was someone saying "hey, let's see how bad you guys can flame me, come on... I can take it." For some reason I am thinking it's Empyre. But seeing as I let my premium lapse and I can't decide if I want to renew right now, I can't look it up myself. :(
*edited because it's usually a good idea to quote the post you're answering.
Edited, Wed Jun 16 18:44:41 2004 by Nadenu
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You just sayin' dat **** coz I'm so black. :P
FTFY
You put way too many letters in black, silly negro.
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You put way too many letters in black, silly negro.
Indeed, I did. ;)
Eb
The best example of the alpha male, Reinman is the sockpupet of a game show host who made a fortune by selling lists of email addresses to spammers, platinum on Ebay, and playstation II's to Iraq. He believes the world is a mean SOB which will kill you at the first opportunity, and winning means going down swinging. He drives single in the carpool lane, takes 12 items through the ten or less item lane in the grocery store and drives an SUV with gas milage worse then a sherman tank. He generally likes dogs and children, except when they get in the way of a site which must be bombed for the sake of national security. Impotent with his wife for 13 years, he can achieve orgam in the hands of a skilled prostitute in 3.5 minuets. Between the uppers he requires every morning to be alert in meetings and the seditives to calm his nerves and let him sleep at night, he lives a paraniod life seen through a haze of narcotics through which he manages to retain only a fingernail grip on reality. He is much like the leaders of the USA and Russia.
No, but seriously, I love ya man. So does Robert Anton Wilson
No, but seriously, I love ya man. So does Robert Anton Wilson
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So does Robert Anton Wilson
I know. He told me so!
Eb
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The best example of the alpha male, Reinman is the sockpupet of a game show host who made a fortune by selling lists of email addresses to spammers, platinum on Ebay, and playstation II's to Iraq. He believes the world is a mean SOB which will kill you at the first opportunity, and winning means going down swinging. He drives single in the carpool lane, takes 12 items through the ten or less item lane in the grocery store and drives an SUV with gas milage worse then a sherman tank. He generally likes dogs and children, except when they get in the way of a site which must be bombed for the sake of national security. Impotent with his wife for 13 years, he can achieve orgam in the hands of a skilled prostitute in 3.5 minuets. Between the uppers he requires every morning to be alert in meetings and the seditives to calm his nerves and let him sleep at night, he lives a paraniod life seen through a haze of narcotics through which he manages to retain only a fingernail grip on reality. He is much like the leaders of the USA and Russia.
No, but seriously, I love ya man. So does Robert Anton Wilson
No, but seriously, I love ya man. So does Robert Anton Wilson
Nice read! You forgot that I am still in such an infantile stage of my sexual development that I have not even begun to face the obvious struggle within. I love you too. And so does Michael Hewitt-Gleeson.
your just a *****-assed little retarded monkey that couldn't figure out which star-trek character is the best. also "huh?" doesn't quite fit that avatar, i'd say it's more like "reinman is a *** and needs to be raped by tribbles". who the **** cares who U think is the winner? ever since thundra quit harassing u, u have to find out who the new queen is. well im here to say i don't think we can have a new queen no one can seem to even find the bandwagon that says royal family whipping boy. but somehow u think u can judge us all???hahahahaha, my parole officer is the only one that cam judge me and make it matter. personally, smash or skeet could kill u w/ thier uncoordinated tripe that flows from them....and that's just when they're half asleep. also if u even understood the meaning of malice(in between malfunction and malign) u would not use the word here. no-one can really do any damage(except the guy that wants to kill himself). but u? ur just a little ********** like ur mom and i should kill u w/ my weapon of mass insertion
oh and Yos i think ur dog is dead, i found something that looked like that on my bumper when i was driving back from disneyland
oh and u make me think of alex trebek, the kid that has all the answers, but doesn't really know any of it
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Ok well, I don't know if this thread has died yet, but why don't you go suck a fat man's *****, and hopefully it belongs to an Ohio State Trooper.
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who the @#%^ cares who U think is the winner?
What has this got to do with anything, I don't remember asking if anyone cares.
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but somehow u think u can judge us all???
Think I can judge you???? I already have, idiot! Try and stop me from judging you!
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personally, smash or skeet could kill u w/ thier uncoordinated tripe that flows from them... ...no-one can really do any damage
Bit of a contradiction here I'm afraid.
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oh and u make me think of alex trebek, the kid that has all the answers, but doesn't really know any of it
I like this one!
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No... it was someone saying "hey, let's see how bad you guys can flame me, come on... I can take it." For some reason I am thinking it's Empyre.
When has Empyre ever needed a dedicated thread to have everyone attack him?
I thought this needed to be said before I let this thread die.
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