Pat's fantasy date would be a three-way with Hermione Grainger and Hillary Duff.
j/k, I'm on your side, except that her 12-year-old image wouldn't pop into my head, I'm pretty sure I could block that out.
Besides, what's the point at which you can recognize hotness without being a pedophile? The 18 age limit is just an arbitrary number chosen by the government. We can all agree that Lindsey Lohan is hot, but she's only 17. Does that make you a pedophile? Britney Spears has been marketed as a sex symbol since she was 15. Does that make the music industry pedophiles?
disclaimer: Actual pedophiles are disgusting and should be shot.