I'm going to Las Vegas for a family reunion (yay!), and I won't be back for about a week, so here are the rules: no drinking, no smoking, no parties, and no boys in the house. Capiche?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I wasn't talking about cigarettes, you boob.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Actually, since I'm not 21, that won't be a problem. In fact, we're only spending 2 days in Vegas. After that, we're going to be on a house boat on Lake Mead. 5 days of drinking and swimming with my relatives.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
hope you got something to drink other than lake mead.
interesting name. a lot of honey round there?
interesting name. a lot of honey round there?
No boys....Smash won't like that!
What about under age boys? I think I heard a rumor he is starting some pre-teen sex show internet site thingy.
What about under age boys? I think I heard a rumor he is starting some pre-teen sex show internet site thingy.
Fuc[b][/b]k and acrobat from Cirque de Soliel for me.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If you're asking me to kiss you and smile for you, you're barking up the wrong tree, buddy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tell him that you'll wait for him at least.
I mean, his bags are packed and he's ready to go.
I mean, his bags are packed and he's ready to go.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
After all the times he's let me down and all the times he's played around?
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The Me First and the Gimme Gimme's version of that song is the bestest.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm a PP&M traditionalist. I don't even know who wrote it, but it's a PP&M song in my mind, regardless.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hehe, I was hoping that somebody would get the reference. Poor WarMaverick probably has no idea what's going on.
Was that old-timey enough for ya, Joph?
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Was that old-timey enough for ya, Joph?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Actually, it put me in the mood to watch A Mighty Wind tonight.
This candle... is also a *****
This candle... is also a *****
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
There's a kiss at the end of the RAINBOW....
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ok, seriously, I'm leaving. I want a full synopsis of the week's activities when I get back.
Ciao
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
They have internet kiosks every seven feet in Vegas you lazy fuc[b][/b]ker.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hey all. I'm just checking in before we push off for the rest of the week. So far, we haven't even set foot on the Strip (thank Bob), and my time has been split between drinking in the pool, drinking in the sun, drinking on the deck, and drinking while reading my book. Once we're on the house boat, I have a feeling that it's just going to be drinking on the boat that occupies all of my time. It's a dog's life.
I'll be back next Saturday, I think. Y'all behave until then, and I still want a report when I get back.
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I'll be back next Saturday, I think. Y'all behave until then, and I still want a report when I get back.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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They have internet kiosks every seven feet in Vegas you lazy ******.
great. now we'll get an update every 30 minutes.
Okay. The houseboat was friggin awesome. We had two boats, actually; 68- and 59-foot boats. And what do you think we did the whole time? That's right. We drank ourselves stupid.
What's been going on here while I've been gone? I'm not going to read all of 'em, so which threads are the good ones?
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What's been going on here while I've been gone? I'm not going to read all of 'em, so which threads are the good ones?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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What's been going on here while I've been gone? I'm not going to read all of 'em, so which threads are the good ones?
This was the only decent thread.
Damn right!
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What's been going on here while I've been gone?
It was very Thundraesque.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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