I've really enjoyed this forum. However, recent events on the board have made it quite clear to me that though times may change, I lack the stamina to change with them.
I can feel my age catching up with me, tugging my coattails, nipping at my heels. I feel like I'm a thousand years old. Whatever muse may have guided me earlier in my board career has clearly abandoned me, and from the looks of things, did so a few hundred years ago.
I'd like to think I've left an indelible impression on the board. That may or may not be the case. What I do know, however, is that if I continue to wallow in the stream of medicority in which I am currently adrift, any impression I've left will be washed away in a deluge of drivel.
I would like to offer all of you a heartfelt "Thank you", even the people with whom I've shared a lifelong animosity and rivalry.
Specifically, I'd like to thank:
Hippo
Twizt
Luke
Totem
Smash
Darkflame
Nexa
Joph
Taco
Git
gbaji
Tehom
Tare
Katie
Moe
Cogmatix
Before I leave, I'd like to make two requests:
1. Admins, I'd like to ask you for one last favor. In my latest short-lived absence, I've been accused of being the puppeteer of more than one puppet. Could you please clear my name and assure the board I have no sockpuppets (assuming I'm telling the truth)?
2. To whoever gets ahold of my password first, you may do whatever you like to any of my posts- with the exception of this one. I ask only that you leave this post intact.
P.S. I'm fully aware that seeing as this is my third "Last Post", it will be dismissed as an uninspired attempt at garnering attention for myself whilst (unsuccessfully) drawing attention away from any sockpuppets which you believe I have. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Every time I'm suspected of being the person behind a sockpuppet, I come just a little closer to obtaining immortality- something I'd never be able to achieve by remaining.
Thank you, guys.
Username: Thundra
Password: prometheus