LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL COMPANY.
Reimbrandsplien 2834,
Amsterdam-The Netherland.
Dear Winner,
Beneficiary's Ref.No.661/782/455
Batch No. QA7031457
Serial No. DF2135706
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the LUCKYDAY LOTTO Email
Address Ballot Lottery ( E.A.B.L) BONANZA held by our company on the (
19TH MAY 2004 ).
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number with serial number drew
lucky numbers which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of (US$10.000.000.00 )Ten
Million United States Dollars to be shared among the 10 of you in this
category. This authomatically qualifies you to personally receive the sum
of (US$1.000.000.00 ) One Million United States Dollars only.
CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and
your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system
drawn from over 68,000 companies and 80,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes
place twice in every six years.
This lottery is partly promoted and sponsored by software companies to
creat more market opportunity for their wares and we hope that with
part of your winning, you will take part in our next year ( US$
65.000.000.00 M ) Sixty-Five Million United States Dollars international mega
lottery programe. To file for your claim, please contact our assigned
official agent/claims and duty officer:
OVERSEAS WINNERS REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT/LEGAL REPRESENTATION.
Name: Mr. JOHN WELLINGTON
Direct Email Address: johnwellington1@netscape.net
Telephone: + 31-642 188 379
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than ( 29TH MAY 2004 ).
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, do
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Do fully understand that NON RESIDENT CITIZEN WINNERS of The
Netherlands are required to make mandatory refundable payment of
notarization/processing fees of ( 399 Euro ) and these charges must be paid
before the notarization/processing of your winning can be effected as
non resident winner. In other words, deduction is not permitted from
your winning sum because of the hard cover insurance policy for your
security and the company's security in general. Precisely,these non resident
processing fees include the following:
(a) LEGAL REPRESENTATION/FEES; Hence lawyers from our legal department
of the company will be representing you on your behalf as a non
resident winner in the High Court over here.
(b) GOVERNMENT STAMP DUTIES.
(c) NOTARIZATION/GENERAL HANDLING/PROCESSING FEES. SUM TOTAL OF ALL
CHARGES: (EURO 399.00 ) Three Hundred and Ninty-Nine Euros only.
NOTE: These general non resident claims processing fees is refunded
back to you by the management upon certification of your application or
confirmation as the bonafide owner of the successful email address.
Furthermore, if should there be any change of address, do inform our
agent or your processing file officer indicated above as soon as
possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being successful in our lottery promotional program.
WARNING: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified and
be aware that you have the right to renounce or cancel your winning for
failure to meet up with the processing requirements or procedures.
Please make sure you channel all correspondence through your file officer.
This step is necessary so as to be very sure that we are paying the
legitimate successful winner/owner of the lucky email address.This
precautionary step is taken because of rampant abuse of the internet or too
much scam presently in the internet.
Sincerely yours,
Ms. Cindy Van Dale
( Lottery Coordinator )
I guess someone in the Netherlands must have entered me without letting me know! Sneaky devils.
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