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#1 May 19 2004 at 8:55 PM Rating: Default
This is just my Opinion. so if your Offended I am sorry feel free to Flame away. I could care less.

Ok Smokers why do you smoke? Their is no way in hell that you can't know that it is harmful to your health. I think smoking is just a Slow version of Commiting Suicide. Hell if you want to commit suicide just fill a bag full of rocks and tie it to your leg and jump into a river/lake. Duh! Your going to die gasping for Air and choking to death. That is basicly how your going to die anyways if you keep smoking.

So if your lucky enough to make it threw your life with out dieing from Un-Natural causes. Your going to end up with Emphysema, Lung Cancer, Throat Cancer. You'll be layin on some bed in a hospital suffering, choking on chunks of your own lungs and blood. For what just because you wanted to suck on a cancer stick just for the hell of it. Or because of pear pressure. Pear Pressure What a lame *** excuse.

Hey do you want to know what it feels like to be suffering/dieing from Emphysema? DO this filling your Bathtub full of warm water. Then Stick your head into the water and Inhale. Duh! Your going to Choke and gasp for breath. And it is going to hurt like hell.

CAUTION THINGS MENTIONED TO DO IN THE ABOVE STATMENTS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.

So what you could be hit by a car and die tomarrow, Or die in some 50 car pillup on the freeway, Or blown away by a nuke. So your going to blow your life away by think about what could happen in the future by suckin on a Cancer stick/Death stick.
**** I want to live as long as I can to spend as much time as I can with my Family. And be able to see my Grand Childern stuff like that. I would think that everyone else would like the same thing, unless your mental damaged.

Why do I even bring this up? Because I have had Family and friends die because of smoking. People told them over and over again about the harmfulness of smoking. But they would not listin. Now they are Dead. For what?? To impress some friends, to be with the in crowd, for an un-natural High. BAH!

Both of my Grand Farthers are dead from Smoking. They both died in thier late 50's. A Friend of the family, smoked ever since he was 11 years old, died at the age of 39 from Emphysema caused by Smoking.

Duh!! It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know that inhaling smoke into your lungs is going to be harmful to you. Open your eyes and see it for what it realy is DEATH. If you don't care about your self or care about the hart ache your going to cause your loved ones, the people that are going to be at your funeral crying their eyes out. Then have at it.

Oh I almost forgot! For you flamers and want to be Flamers. I hope you burn in the forever flaming Black pits of Hell.

Ok bye bye now!


#2 May 19 2004 at 9:04 PM Rating: Good
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Ok Smokers why do you smoke?

If you have to ask, you've obviously never smoked before. Either that, or you tried it once and didn't like it, so you imediately labeled it bad.

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#3 May 19 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Adiction you fuc[b][/b]king moron. Go shoot heroin for two months and come back and we'll see if you're still confused about it.

Although I did quite a month ago or so.
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#5 May 19 2004 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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No offense but as, you said, everyone already knows this. Hell, they started the anti-smoking propaganda in 1st grade with me back in the 70's. I can't be the only person who ever went home as a kid and annoyed the **** out of his smoking parents by reciting the day's anti-smoking slogans and factoids.

I used to smoke a pack+ a day. Now I smoke maybe a pack a week. I did quit before for a couple years but, well, I enjoy coming home and having one or having a cigarette over drinks. you're free to not smoke though and I won't complain.

Too bad Alla didn't bring the smoking smiley over from the old boards. Would have went great right about now Smiley: lol
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#6 May 19 2004 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
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I smoke because I feel like it.
#7 May 19 2004 at 9:40 PM Rating: Decent
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#8 May 19 2004 at 10:01 PM Rating: Default
Adiction You say. Adiction is just an Excuse for you to keep smoking. Their is many cures for your Adiction to smoking.
Thou I thik Adiction is BS all on its own, you don't even need to rely on a cure.

I myself smoked for about 3 and half years. I quit no problems. I didn't need any Nicorette Gum or Patches either.
An older brother of mine was a chain smokers for 10 years, same thing with some of his friends and other people that I know, He one day decided to just quit and did. There was no " oh my goodness the Adiction has got me I can't quit". Its all about Will Power! If your a weak minded wimp and can't control his/her own actions then no your never going to be able to stop smoking.

There is many ways to get a natural high. Working out, all most any physical activity. Hell even playing a good Video game can give you a high, As long as it is not a **** you off game.

Will Power!!!
#9 May 19 2004 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
I'm strongly against smoking, being only 14 years old and all, but I do understand what you mean by the addiction thing, my mom smokes.

Although my dad, who had smoked for about 15 years, quit cold turkey one winter and literally had zero cigs from that point on. It was awesome.
#10 May 19 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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There is many ways to get a natural high. Working out, all most any physical activity. Hell even playing a good Video game can give you a high
Anyone else feel like they're back in 5th grade watching those anti-drug filmstrips?

'Sides, smoking takes less time than working out Smiley: wink

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#11 May 19 2004 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess someone played health tapes in school today, eh?
#13 May 20 2004 at 12:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Asking someone why he or she smokes is like asking a drug addict why they do drugs....if you've never done it, then you have no clue. I started smoking during my drug days ( Thank god their over) and I've tried to quit..and will quit cigs. But in the meantime the more people nag about how bad it is, just makes me want one right then and there.

It's funny how the government allows cigarettes to be made, and yet runs ads against them..
#14 May 20 2004 at 1:00 AM Rating: Decent
When I was younger, I suffered terribly from the coldness that accompanies winter.

As I grew up, I heard about the Greenhouse Effect, and how it would raise average temperatures all over the globe.

So I decided to help it along by smoking and adding more pollutants to the atmosphere.

Can't wait until it starts getting warmer in winter!!!

I also started smoking because it was soo cool. I looked up to those guys who could hack up a loogy as big as a housecat - I wanted to be that person! And the cough that you get when you really get into smoking, tell me that that aint sexy.

It also gets you out of doing too much strenuous exercise..."Sorry mate, I can't do this anymore - the smokes"

Passive smoking? Bugger that, why should I only get 10% of what a smoker gets! Blow a man smoke, and he maybe gets cancer - Teach a man to smoke and he can give cancer to everyone!

#15 May 20 2004 at 1:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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I started smoking to calm my nerves, which by the beginning of my senior year in high school were shot to hell (long stories all around). 3 weeks ago, I quit cold turkey.. but I am still nic-fitting. I didn't quit because of health reason, blah blah blah. I quit because it was getting to be an expensive habit. Will I start up again? Who knows, maybe my roommates will make me start smoking again so im so ****** all the time.
#16 May 20 2004 at 4:17 AM Rating: Good
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I started smoking to calm my nerves

You took up a stimulant to calm your nerves? Smiley: confused


The problem I have with smoking, is that it seems like veteran smokers no longer get a "high" from it, they simply get back to normal. I suppose that's true of any addictive drug, but tobacco's high was pretty underwhelming to me on the occassions I've tried it.

Of course 99% of the time I've smoked was when I was silly drunk, so I guess it's hard to tell.


#17 May 20 2004 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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Trickybeck, the lure of smoking is that a cigarette is both a stimulant and a depressant. Many people that got hooked did so before the true risks were common knowledge, and/or they just didn't think it would affect them (á la AIDS). Smoking addiction can be physical as well as emotional, so it's harder for people to quit when they have that emotional/cultural tie (I'm bored, I need a drink and a smoke, I'm nervous).

I never smoked, never wanted to, but that's because smoking ages the crap out of you, and I don't need to look like a hag any sooner than absolutely necessary. I also just happen to be one of those folk that never felt the urge to spark up a blunt or consciously get drunk. The only thing that pisses me off about smokers is being in the "nonsmoking" section of a bar and still having smoke blown in my food, but that's really more of a hate of poor seating arrangements, I suppose.

I used to make some kickass Puff the Magic Dragon posters....
#18 May 20 2004 at 6:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Adiction You say. Adiction is just an Excuse for you to keep smoking. Their is many cures for your Adiction to smoking.
Thou I thik Adiction is BS all on its own, you don't even need to rely on a cure.


STFU, do you know what addiction means? It can be a physical addiction rather than a chemical addiction.

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Hey do you want to know what it feels like to be suffering/dieing from Emphysema? DO this filling your Bathtub full of warm water. Then Stick your head into the water and Inhale. Duh! Your going to Choke and gasp for breath. And it is going to hurt like hell.


its up to people to smoke if they want, you dont have to smoke, but dont tell people theyre wrong for doing it.
#19 May 20 2004 at 6:55 AM Rating: Decent
This pretty much sums it up for me:

Smoker's Creed
I smoke because I like to smoke.
I smoke because I want to smoke.
Smoking pleases me.
My life is better because I smoke.
I accept responsibility for all of my actions.
I want the freedom to choose to smoke.
I can choose how to make myself happy.
I own myself.
Smoking is my choice.

Ok, the "My life is better because I smoke." line is crap. I can't see how smoking makes your life "better," but rule #1 in life: "To each his own."

I'm my own man, and who the fu[i][/i]ck are you to question what I do?
#20 May 20 2004 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
What are you all talking about? Sorry I missed the conversation I was outside on a smoke break
#21 May 20 2004 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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Pfft.. sure if you smoke too much, you won't live as long, but why stop there? If you eat too much food with a high fat content, you'll most likely suffer from some kind of heart disease, so why not campaign against that as well? And I'm sure too much caffeine isn't good for you, so coffee and most sodas are out too. Hell, lets just ban everything that might cause anyone to live a slightly shorter, less healthy life so we can all have a life thats as long and sterile as possible.
#22 May 20 2004 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Why do you care that we smoke?
#23 May 20 2004 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Adiction is just an Excuse for you to keep smoking.


I suspected you were a moron after the first post, but this pretty much confirmed it.

You can't understand smoking or why people do it unless you're smoker yourself. To sit by and preach to me like Nancy Reagan only earns you a big ole cup of STFU.

I smoked for 15 years and recently quit because my son asked me to. No other reason. I liked smoking, I enjoyed smoking and I miss smoking. Because of this thread I'm craving one now. Kiss my ***.
#24 May 20 2004 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Cigarettes are a natural laxative. A smoke and cup of coffee is a sure-fire cure to constipation, sounds like you might want to try it sometime.

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#25 May 20 2004 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Or because of pear pressure. Pear Pressure What a lame *** excuse.



Pear pressure? What the fuc[/u]k is that? Are all the pears gonna suddenly explode or something? I guess that's not as bad as pier pressure, I hear that one is a *****.



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Or die in some 50 car pillup on the freeway


That's alot of goddamned pills. Seeing as how the average car (not counting SUVs) can normally hold five people, and assuming that each person is taking at least three pills each, that comes out to 750 pills being taken. And you say smoking is bad for you.


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And be able to see my Grand Childern stuff like that. I would think that everyone else would like the same thing, unless your mental damaged.


I have no idea what that fuc[u]
king means, so I will let it stand as testament to the fact that you are "mental damaged."



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Now they are Dead.


Unless you mean that they are with the Gratefull Dead, there was no reason to capiltalize it.


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hart ache


Didn't realize that Hart had a new trick. Though the Hart Attack is still a classic.


You are a fuc[u][/u]king idiot. Goodbye.





Edited, Thu May 20 10:57:09 2004 by SelfishMan
#26 May 20 2004 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I started smoking as a kid because it was a dumb thing to do as a kid. Kids do dumb things all the time. The fact that both my parents were heavy smokers helped facilitate this. I would suck on one of my mom's Merit Ultralights and get nothing but a bad taste, then take a drag off of my dad's Winston and almost pass out.

I've smoked more or less regularly (less usually) for over ten years, though I've never gotten to a pack a day (unless I'm spending a lot of time in bars, which you can't even smoke in anymore!) A pack will usually last me three days or so now; one of the main reasons I still smoke is to keep my hands occupied while driving. I'm a very twitchy, knuckle-cracking, folding-paper, picking-things-up-and-putting-them-back-down kinda person.

Also, smoking can just be fun and make you feel good.
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