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I will get back to you when I have the time Taco, as your response requires more thought than dealing with this other moron. Which brings me to you Warf...
Translation: I just got thoroughly owned by Tacosid, so now while I lick my wounds and desperately search for something witty to post to regain some of my damaged ego, I'll attack an easier target.
Actually, no this means I have a job, and in having a job, sometimes you need to work.
I found Tacosids response to be dry and boring... it was like Musak
tm and it tasted like water.
By the way Kakar, it doesn't take much of an idiot to jump on the bandwagon, and you are that idiot.
Warf,
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If you feel the NEED to prove your manhood over the @#%^ing internet go ahead, as for me, it's not being weak, it's being above the meaningless banter of people I don't know and will NEVER see in real life.
Wow, I could learn a lot from you! I am not here to prove ****, stir some maybe, but certainly not to prove some.
Now onto this bland response from Taco...
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What in the hell is this? Is this some sort of attempt to insult me?
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Yes, this is an attempt to insult you.
Glad you clarified this for myself and the rest of the posters.
As you can see, I simply answered your direct question. I even included your question in my answer, just like I learned in gym class.
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I only do so because because you consider yourself some sort of badass and you have the reputation of preying on the new posters, well, I am a new poster. I believe in striking back first.
Find one reference where I have commented that I like to pray on new posters. You can look but you will not find it. The reason you have heard it is because others say it. Others say it because I excel in making the intellectually inferior shine in their own unique way. Unfortunately with you my skills are unneeded as you are making yourself look like a tool as is.
I think you like weak targets, because it helps you feel like a man, demeaning and degrading people who cannot defend themselves. Myself, in contrast, prefer to take on the person who self-proclaims themselves to be a ****-kicker, thus hoping to get a stimulating argument. I am not here to argue about anything in particular, just to test and see what kind of "game" you bring to the table, not really impressive so far, a total lack of creativity by my standards.
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Anyway, since you seemed to have missed all of the insults in the previous 4 sentences, I'll run you through the offensive parts.
Thank you. It is a well known fact that I am a little slow.
Weak, hahaha did Taco just say he was slow? Duh, I think so! This is a tactic that is as common as, umm, well, all of your other tactics for making people look stupid.
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First off, I used three question marks after "German dodge ball", this should have been the first sign that this was an insult, as you only need one question mark here.
Really??? I have no clue that was how this was used. Are you sure about this???
Same as above! Again a total lack of original thought here.
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Next I used the words, low brow. As a note to you for the future, I think you should be suspicious any time, anyone says low brow, there is probably an insult to somebody anytime you see these words.
Low brow. Who woulda thunk it.
See above, same crap as your last two comments. Again, you seem to only have one or two moves to your game. "Damnit, I just can't hit the slider!"
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Then I came right out and insulted you by saying that even in talking about dodge ball you try and elevate your trade my making dodge ball sound technical.[
By giving the game a specific name I was setting it apart from a different version of dodgeball dipsh*t. When you go to Baskin Robbins do you go to the counter and say you would like an order of "Ice Cream" or do you let the counter worker know what kind you would like. It kinda goes the same way here. Please forgive me for being specific. In the future I will try to be as vague as possible.
Actually, when I go for Ice cream that is what I say. Let's go for ice cream, the type of Ice cream is irrelevant. Let's go for a two-scoop
German Ice Cream cone in the waffle style cone. Can you see the difference?
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It is analogous to Empyre talking about his 6-axis robots and lasers, however, you are talking about dodge ball, and that is just pathetic.
Since when am I talking about Dodgeball? Hell all I did was make a snide, somewhat joking comment to Totem about a game and situation I am sure he would understand. In your desperation to get me to notice you, you took the opportunity to attempt to come up with a half assed insult over it. I will admit that I have noticed you though now, but don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
German Dodgeball, Greek-Roman Dodgeball, it's all good.
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Then I mocked you statement of being a sh*t-kicker from the other thread, because I have seen nothing out of you worthy to give you such an auspicious title.
Yet you went out of your way to make sure that the footnote you made in the thread about Moe and myself was exploited into something bigger. I appreciate that you are attempting to highlight what you consider to be your mad typing skills, but I think you should probably take your game back to the minor leagues for a while. Using German Dodge Ball as the base of an insulting post while creative, lacks any real punch.
Creativity, that is what I do. For being a bona-fide **** kicker, I am still thoroughly unimpressed, many around here have shown much better game than have you.
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Seemed pretty clear really, keep trying, you'll catch up.
Ding ding ding!!! You are only the 500th person to use this line in an argument with me! Your creativity is astounding. If you would like a list of other cliches used against me in the last three years please send a SASE and a check for 5.95 to the Tacosid Fan Club.
Didn't you just say that I have got creativity, and now you are contradicting yourself. I use the word "and" in my sentences too, everybody does that, therefore I am not creative! Nice logic.
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and cause a massive gaping wound, so get used to being totally unprepared for my attacks.
Haha. Perhaps your next attack can come at me in another language...that would surprise me. Or maybe you can get Allakhazam himself to start a thread in your honor insulting me...that too would have appeal. But really, and I don't mean to rain on your parade here as you are obviously getting off on this...but unless you can come up with some material that is much better than what you have already shown, then I have seen it before, as has everyone else on this forum.
See, I even have you chuckling. I am here to check out your game, my own is of no consequence. And yes I am enjoying our little discussion, although it would be nice if you used some creativity, makes it more entertaining.
[quote]As you have just stated, I am like nothing you have ever encountered before, yes I am your worst nightmare.
This has to be the worst line I have ever had used against me. First of all i did not state that you are like nothing I have encountered before. Quite the contrary, you are very much like a dozen or more people I have encountered in this forum. I did state that you came at me from a different angle, but you missed the fact that I was actually insulting you there. Also the use of "What the hell is this?" while I chose not to use three question marks, it too was meant in a sarcastic, "I can believe this putz is actually trying to insult me here" tone. [/quote]
If this is the worst line you have ever seen, then how can this be true?
[quote]then I have seen it before, as has everyone else on this forum[/quote]
If you have seen it before then it should be tied for being the worst, yes/no?
The rest of that paragraph just states the obvious and is just downright boring.
[quote]lol, hmmm that was fun! Give me some more material Taco!
Fire away rain man. I sure as hell hope you are waiting to pull out the big guns. [/quote]
I am male, I don't have guns.
Edited as my formatting got ****** up, but I write for style and content, and not for format.
Edited, Thu May 13 18:55:37 2004 by Reinman