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Coach's Cookies
1/2 cup a$$hole
1/4 cup packed "I'm an Alla's Board Has-been" brand pubic hair
1/3 cup fertilizer
1 teaspoon no life
3 tablespoons anger
1 1/3 cups all-purpose sour grapes
1/4 cup $5 wine
1/4 cup miniature semisweet no friends and no guild
3 tablespoons sh1tty career move
1 (10 ounce) jar of black, seething hate
1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line baking sheets with asexual mangina.
2) In a large bowl, cream the first four ingredients with your handy Failure at Life mixer and slowly add 1/3 cup of broken *****. Mix in the last five items, excluding the jar of hate.
3) Form the dough into 1 inch balls, so you think you're got a set after your wife emasculated you and roll in the black, seething hate. Place on the prepared cookie sheet, about 1 1/2 inches apart. Use your finger or thumb to press straight down into the center of each ball, making a hole for lonely tears. Neatly fill each cookie with a small amount of tears and menstrual drippings.
4) Bake in preheated oven for 13 to 15 minutes, or until cookies are just beginning to turn red from rage around the edges. Let cookies ***** before eating.
Enjoy!
Totem
Re-posted for the sake of hilarity.
Twiztid
+1 Totem, darling