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#52 May 13 2004 at 9:33 PM Rating: Good

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Just so your up to speed Reinman Taco picks on the new guys because he can't hang tough with the other vets like Smash, Thundra, Totem, or hell even Jophiel.

The pizza guy is here so I will make this short for the moment.

You are a sock puppet. You know I have been one of smash's primary rivals in the past, Thundra used to be my flunky for pete's sake, and has also been my rival in the form of copernicus etc... Jophiel is one of my favorite posters, I have no qualm with him.

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#53 May 13 2004 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good

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Thundra used to be my flunky

Quite the contrary.

Some quotes by Taco, written about yours truly:

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(Thundra was) Someone I could count on for general amusement, and when she decided to become a board "bad guy" in order to win least popular poster spurred what became in my opinion the funniest times on this forum.

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=003782;p=1

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This is the Thundra I love.

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=002235

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(Prompted by the announcement of my retirement) I guess I will have to start a new thread entitled "If I was not the unchallenged king before, I sure as hell am now!

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=002391

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#54 May 13 2004 at 9:47 PM Rating: Good

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I will be doing a search of my own there thundra. Be back with you in a moment.

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#55 May 13 2004 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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#56 May 13 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good

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I will be doing a search of my own there thundra. Be back with you in a moment.

Ahh yes, classic Taco- dull and mired in the recollection of glories that never were. Watching you try and defend what you've become by boasting about what you think you used to be is very much like reading Don Quixote's memoirs- which, appropriately enough, also do not exist.

Really Taco, your entire flaming ******* now consists of telling us how great you once were. And sadly, you've remained dependant on your previous imaginary victories for so long, the only flaming material I can return fire with is as old and tired as you. What material? The contents of this post, this flame, which has now been recycled for the one-hundredth time.

Entertain us. Prove to us I was your flunky and that you bested Copernicus in virtual combat.

EDIT: Cuz I'm struggling with my illiteracy.

Edited, Thu May 13 23:08:00 2004 by Thundra

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#57 May 13 2004 at 10:01 PM Rating: Good

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Totem have his stopwatch handy? Given Taco's previous history of not meeting deadlines, I hope Totem's timer is equipped with an 'eternity' setting.

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#58 May 13 2004 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good

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How about these?

Biggest 2002 disappointments

Thundra...I really enjoyed the early run for this years most despised title. Unfortunately Thundra quit EQ briefly, and when she came back to the board, she was her old, very informed and helpful self.

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=002144

You can spin that to be a compliment, but you know how it was meant.

Here were Thundras vote in the last favorite poster poll.

For favorite poster...

Favorite Active Poster:

This is a tough one. I'm going to go with Taco and Totem. Taco and Totem have opinions that couldn't possibly be any more disimilar from my own, so they get brownie points. When a person disagrees with you so vehemently that you want to punch them in the mouth, yet they still somehow manage to make you laugh... well, hell! They just deserve a cookie or a trophy or something.

Now on that same topic...lets talk about most entertaining poster...

To me, this category is, for all intents and purposes, identical to the "Favorite Active Poster" category. I'll vote for Taco and Patrician this time though...

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=002293

Thank you twice.

Now, later on that month Thundra posted that she was leaving the forum. She made a public announcement and this is what she said...

Special thanks to Taco, Pat, Prae, Totem, and Smash. It's ironic that I thank you here, because I have the distinct feeling that if I were to meet you in real life, I'd be fighting back the urge to kick you in the teeth.

When the final elections come around, please take the following votes into consideration:

Favorite Active Poster: Taco

Sweet isn't he? But that is not all that was written...

Taco has my permission to use the rest of my votes as he sees fit (if he chooses to), as I believe we hold very similar opinions regarding the state of this board,

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=002391

My career has not been as glamorous as Taco's.

Thank you again.

Sadly the forum only goes back to October 2002. If it went back farther I could dig up more. But most of the time I searched through you were either posting with God, Allah, Copernicus or Thundra's sock puppet.

Tacosid

Edited, Thu May 13 23:38:22 2004 by Tacosid

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#59 May 13 2004 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good

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I only bring these up because you wanted to showcase the old UBB forum.

I really would be loathe to post the Taco vs. Copernicus flame war, but if you ask me again I will.

Ask me one more time, but this time say please.

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#60 May 13 2004 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good

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Hell that gem of a thread that you quoted me from also included this.

There are a few things I would like to say.

I find Thundra, in this particular variation to be a bore. She/he is becoming very gbaji-esque and has flitted away her past witty nature for a new long winded shadow of her/his old self.

Here is my personal recollection of Thundra's board history.

Thundra- Female. An ally of mine who often named me her favorite poster. Someone I could count on for general amusement, and when she decided to become a board "bad guy" in order to win least popular poster spurred what became in my opinion the funniest times on this forum. It ultimately led to Allakhazam to ask us all to start playing nice. Thundra was obsessed with EQ and played her beastlord to level sixty in like 4 days. Somewhere along the line, Thundra snapped. Don't know what happened. Eventually even Kaolian was able to use her like a tampon.

God- God was droll. God was a troll in the way of HUGEFEMALE. Posting constantly and just being a general nuissance. Attempted to call me out, but I generally refuse to participate with Sock puppets. The only positive thing about God that I can comment on was that after he was banned Angry Hippo made some comment about how the muslims would rejoice to know god was banned from our forum. I do not remember the exact wording, but I found it to be funny enough to make me laugh out loud.

Allah, and other dieties- Ok. The God joke had gotten really, really, really old and had finally gotten banned. So what did Thundra do? Created more God Sock Puppets. At this point Kaolian put the beat down on Thundra and Exposed many other sock puppets.

Burnsy- The original well known alt of Thundra. I do not know burnsy's origin as it happened before my time here.

Saturday Night Beaver- Yes, as we found out, even this was a sock puppet of Thundra. I do not remember much of what SNB ever posted, but I really thought he had a parculiar name.

Copernicus- Copernicus really had a hard on for me. I embarrassed him on multiple occasions but he chose to fight via the Robpickles tactic of just saying that I was unoriginal and a has been and **** like that. I rose to the challenge and made copernicus look like a monkey. Then Copernicus was banned, after an admittedly explosive finale, that while not incredible inspired, left a mark on this forum that will be remembered many moons into the future.

Thundra's Sock Puppet. Boring. Plain and Simple. I do appreciate her attempting to single handedly cause controversy here and keep people at odds, but she is failing at it miserably. I have read very little interesting material here. I do not even read Thundra's posts anymore because they are too long, and my attention span does not cover encyclopedic length commentary. In fact I would not have the attention span to read this post.

This is a brief history of Thundra up until September 2003

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbnew/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=003782;p=1

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#61 May 13 2004 at 10:43 PM Rating: Good

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Yes, Taco, I think it's safe to say that everyone here knows you are not fond of me. I am not debating that point. We are in total agreement.

Just for the sake of clarity, let me reiterate:

Taco does not like me, and does not find me amusing, nor has he for quite some time.

Is that a fair portrayal of your stance? I want to be accurate here...

O.K., now that we have that pathetic fu[i][/i]cking strawman out of the way, how about we get back to the matter at hand.

You claim I was your flunky. I said the opposite more accurately reflected the truth. You offered, with no encouragement from me, to provide us with supporting evidence of that claim.

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#62 May 13 2004 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good

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This is a tough one. I'm going to go with Taco and Totem. Taco and Totem have opinions that couldn't possibly be any more disimilar from my own, so they get brownie points. When a person disagrees with you so vehemently that you want to punch them in the mouth, yet they still somehow manage to make you laugh... well, hell! They just deserve a cookie or a trophy or something.

A compliment, or evidence of flunkydom?

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To me, this category is, for all intents and purposes, identical to the "Favorite Active Poster" category. I'll vote for Taco and Patrician this time though...

Yes, I said that. Here's a clue though... Do you see Pat claiming I was his flunky?

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Special thanks to Taco, Pat, Prae, Totem, and Smash. It's ironic that I thank you here, because I have the distinct feeling that if I were to meet you in real life, I'd be fighting back the urge to kick you in the teeth.

Yes, and now I am a flunky to 5 people. I wasn't very particular, was I?

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Taco has my permission to use the rest of my votes as he sees fit (if he chooses to), as I believe we hold very similar opinions regarding the state of this board

Yes, we shared a similar perspective on things as they related to the board. Now I would say Totem most accurately fits that description, but I don't think many here would say I am Totem's flunky.

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My career has not been as glamorous as Taco's.

Sarcasm, obviously. Read the rest of it.

So, what do we see here? Yes, you have provided quotes and links. And in these quotes we see no less than SIX individuals being complimented.

You said you would provide evidence of my flunkydom. All I see are a few less than glowing compliments, and an insult.

Edited, Thu May 13 23:51:14 2004 by Thundra

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#63 May 13 2004 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good

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A Few answers I would like to give to the footnote, rainman.

Kakar found out that agreeing with me makes you an idiot. Common insult of people who go against me.

I think you like weak targets, because it helps you feel like a man

What does this say about you Rainman?

I am not here to argue about anything in particular, just to test and see what kind of "game" you bring to the table, not really impressive so far, a total lack of creativity by my standards.

Translated as "I am sure hoping people notice me!" Too bad thundra is here now and you will be relegated to a footnote. Thundra is no genius, but in comparison to you she is Da Vinci.

Same as above! Again a total lack of original thought here.

Vague. If you are going to post a 25 inch ****, then please at least be specific on it.

See above, same crap as your last two comments. Again, you seem to only have one or two moves to your game. "Damnit, I just can't hit the slider!"

Your slider breaks into the dirt and bounces into the dug out. Give me something coherent and I will respond. I promise.

Actually, when I go for Ice cream that is what I say. Let's go for ice cream, the type of Ice cream is irrelevant.

Sure. You walk up to the baskin robbins clerk and say "gimme some ice cream." Being realistic helps your case, son.

See, I even have you chuckling. I am here to check out your game, my own is of no consequence.

If I were to go and play basketball with Michael Jordan would you really get to see his A-game? No. This is because I can not push him to it. The same basically applies here.

The end of your post does not make sense. Pretty much from the part where I claim that you gave me the worst one liner of all time...of which you bungled into saying that since I had seen people like you, I should have seen that exact line before. It was really odd. Moreover due to your inability to navigate the rules of posting here your post was painful to read. I am probably the only person who read it.

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#64 May 13 2004 at 10:53 PM Rating: Good

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You voted for me every year thundra. It was one thing I could count on. Moreover I could always count on the much needed "Damn Taco is using you!" right when it counted the most.

That is the Thundra I know and Love.

Tacosid

Edited, Thu May 13 23:57:25 2004 by Tacosid

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#65 May 13 2004 at 10:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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And I thought I had too much time on my hands

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#66 May 13 2004 at 10:59 PM Rating: Good

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Six individuals being complimented, but what is the common factor?

Me.

Just go ahead and tell me that you love me, one more time.

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#67 May 13 2004 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good

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Reading your bold-type point-by-point cut-n-pasting is giving me a headache.

If you want to continue delving into the tombs of ancient memory, knock yourself out. If by retiring from this tiresome competition I am conceding defeat, so be it.

I lose.

You win. You used to be the most highly regarded, feared, loved, and hated person on the board.

But now, you're just a nobody who can't let go of the past.

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#68 May 13 2004 at 11:05 PM Rating: Good

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Must I remind you that you dug into the past first? What a hypocrite. Perhaps the reason you don't "live in the past" is because yours is riddled with a plethora of humiliating moments.

I would not be happy to claim these gems...

Created God-was banned for being annoying and a spammer.

Created Allah-Was banned for being a spammer.

Created Copernicus-Was banned for being obnoxious and crude.

Created all of these Sock Puppets after announcing that you were leaving the forum permanently. It was very sentimental and you stayed gone for about a month.

Was absolutely ***** slapped by Kaolian to the point that he figured out your pass word and posted from your account. Adding insult to injury he posted on each of your sock puppets accounts.

Going on Strike until you were given a Custom Title. Everyone and their brother ridiculed you for this. A few weeks passed, you were given no title and you returned...again.

It is certainly no wonder that you don't live in the past. If I had suffered the humilities you have on this forum I would spend the majority of my time alluding to the future instead.

Tacosid

Edited, Fri May 14 00:18:45 2004 by Tacosid

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#69 May 13 2004 at 11:21 PM Rating: Excellent

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German dodge ball is where after you get hit by the ball you have to wait out the rest of the game in an oven...

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#70 May 13 2004 at 11:22 PM Rating: Good

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Yeah, I suck.

At least I do according to the most recent polls.

I'm so hated and reviled here I'm not really sure how I get out of bed in the morning.

Oh yes, and where exactly did you appear in those poll results?

EDIT: For the record, I can feel my age creeping up on me. I'm under no delusion that I'll repeat last year's performance.

Edited, Fri May 14 00:24:09 2004 by Thundra

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#71 May 13 2004 at 11:27 PM Rating: Excellent

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"mono-y-mono" --Coach

What is that? Some kind of kissing disease contracted from making out with your own elbow? Good thing you're teaching rope climbing and towel snapping, Coach, because your Hispanish is just horrrrrible.

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#72 May 13 2004 at 11:40 PM Rating: Good

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"Taco lives in the past" But hey! Look at this old post!

You of course realize that since July 2003 I have 500 total posts on this forum. (Only reason I know this is from the research earlier...)

That means that I am posting around 41 times a month or close to 1.5 times per day. Hard to win the masses posting 3 times every two days. Good job on your victory though! Too bad its in the past and hardly anyone cares now.

In a world of "what have you done for me lately" all that most people here think about when they think of you is your recent strike debacle in which half of the forum openly ridiculed you.

Trying to repair your image on me is getting you nowhere. Maybe getting this account banned will earn back some of the notoriety you so desperately need.

Good luck on your misson.

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#73 May 13 2004 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good

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Why? Why do I keep typing? Quite frankly, I don't know. I just do. I feel like Sisyphus pushing that fu[/i]cking rock up that hill.

The way I see things, Taco, there are only two ways to settle this dispute.

1. We have a fistfight.
2. We use G.I. Joe figures to re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg. You can play Cobra (representing General Lee), and I'll play Duke (representing whoeverthefu[i]ck was the Union General).

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#74 May 13 2004 at 11:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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Or you can have a towel snapping contest-- oh, sorry, that'd be be giving home court advantage to Coach. Shucks, I don't know what to do and I'm fresh out of ideas.

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#75 May 13 2004 at 11:58 PM Rating: Good

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1. We have a fistfight.

This would be a bad idea for you, even if you are a guy.

2. We use G.I. Joe figures to re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg. You can play Cobra (representing General Lee), and I'll play Duke (representing ************** was the Union General).

The union General was Joe Hooker.

Option number two would probably be more sporting.

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#76 May 13 2004 at 11:59 PM Rating: Good

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Or you can have a towel snapping contest-- oh, sorry, that'd be be giving home court advantage to Coach. Shucks, I don't know what to do and I'm fresh out of ideas.

This was about as funny as a birth defect.

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