Why do Monkeys Fling the ********* at the windows in the Zoo's?
I was Scared for life when I was in 3rd grade, While at the Zoo we came to the Monkey Cage's and we were watching the monkeys.
Then all the sudden the Monkeys started flinging the poopy at us.
I was very much glad that their was a window in front of us.
:O OMG I can still see the Kernel's for corn in the poopy on the window. I have never been to a Zoo ever since then.
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I to also dislike the zoo. For other reasons though.
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i'd fling my poo if I was locked naked in a cagw with you bastards.
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Monkeys fling their crap because they are cool, cool critters. Sometimes i wish i were a monkey in a monkey society so i could throw my fecal matter. Dejected sigh... Sure, its dirty, its smelly, but i bet they have a blast doing it.
Fecal matter isn't all they fling.
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i'd fling my poo if I was locked naked in a cagw with you bastards.
Very good point.
I second that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I'd fling mine if I was locked in a cage and saw you freaks outside it. I'd try like hell to hit you.
They throw **** for the same reason they jack off incessantly-- because they can. Any questions?
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What is this "poo" you speak of and where can i purchase some?
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They flung poo at you so you would smell good enough to ********** to
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