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Whats the worst part about ramming a 10 year old?
Getting the bloood off your clown suit.
Getting the bloood off your clown suit.
This was the joke I couldn't remember!
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This was the joke I couldn't remember!
Malboro wrote:
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I thought those jokes were all hilarious.
I thought those jokes were all hilarious.
You should change your name to "Newport" then so we can tell.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Are you really Black Totem?
Really?
You seem very white!
Tell me something only a black person would know.
Really?
You seem very white!
Tell me something only a black person would know.
A little white boy is playing in his basement and finds a can of black paint. He thinks for a moment then paints his whole body black. Excitedly he runs upstairs to tell his mother.
"Mama,mama, look!! I'm a little black boy now."
"Boy, you better wash that off you before your Daddy get's home or he will tan your hide!!"
The boy is a little disappointed and walks out on the front porch. He sits on the steps dejectedly and sees his Dad coming up the walk.
"Daddy, daddy look!! I'm a little black boy now."
"Boy, you better wash theat off of you, or I'm gonna beat your ***!!"
The little boy sulks away and says, "Damn. I ain't been black 5 minutes, and I already hate you crackas!"
"Mama,mama, look!! I'm a little black boy now."
"Boy, you better wash that off you before your Daddy get's home or he will tan your hide!!"
The boy is a little disappointed and walks out on the front porch. He sits on the steps dejectedly and sees his Dad coming up the walk.
"Daddy, daddy look!! I'm a little black boy now."
"Boy, you better wash theat off of you, or I'm gonna beat your ***!!"
The little boy sulks away and says, "Damn. I ain't been black 5 minutes, and I already hate you crackas!"
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
I like cornbread, watermelon, and fried chicken. I have an instinctual ability to dance, be lazy, and find a way to own a brand new Cadillac on a $13,000 a year job mowing lawns and fencing stolen goods. I love playing basketball, make a good running back, and can't swim. I'm scared to death of german shephards, bill collectors, and steady employment. I have eighteen children by six different women, like Colt 45, Shilitz, and OE. My last name is Johnson which I pronounce Joan-son and my first name is Dwayne Lamar. I have a big sofa on my front porch with springs sticking out of the cushions.
How are those bonafides?
Once again, if any of you can't recognise satire you prolly have such poor eyesight you can't read small print either.
Totem
How are those bonafides?
Once again, if any of you can't recognise satire you prolly have such poor eyesight you can't read small print either.
Totem
Nice!!!!! You seem to have that stereotype down pat; I'm going to give it to you.
Congratulations Totem, you're Black!!!!
Congratulations Totem, you're Black!!!!
...as the Ace of Spades, buddy, as the Ace of Spades. Wanna share a 40?
:D
Totem
:D
Totem
No thanks, got a few in the fridge right now. No, seriously. But not cause I'm black, it's really because I'm a poor college kid.
/shrug
Twiztid
/shrug
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Wanna share a 40?
I would actually! I have been dry for 22 days now. Life on a Drill ship blows, exactly in proportion, with how much it sucks!
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I like cornbread, watermelon, and fried chicken. I have an instinctual ability to dance, be lazy, and find a way to own a brand new Cadillac on a $13,000 a year job mowing lawns and fencing stolen goods. I love playing basketball, make a good running back, and can't swim. I'm scared to death of german shephards, bill collectors, and steady employment. I have eighteen children by six different women, like Colt 45, Shilitz, and OE. My last name is Johnson which I pronounce Joan-son and my first name is Dwayne Lamar. I have a big sofa on my front porch with springs sticking out of the cushions.
How are those bonafides?
How are those bonafides?
Well, I agree with every statement above ('cept I don't have any kids that I know of), and my last name is McMillin. And I'm white. Correction... Irish/Scot.
Oh well, so much for racism.
-K-
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Just post jokes about whities. That'll learn em.
What's 10 inches long and white?
Nothing.
What's 2 miles long with an IQ of 40?
St. Patty's Day Parade.
What's black and sits at the top of stairs?
Christopher Reeve after a fire.
As the board's resident black man, I am terribly offended at those comments.
Totem
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