Ok... Sigh. If you're going to tell an offensive joke, it should at least be funny...
So. Two black men, we'll call them "gbaji", and "Smasharoo", are chilling at the local town fair. They're checking out the home girls, eating some fried chicken, and generally having a bodacious time.
They turn a corner in the fair and see a booth that says: "Turn you white for just 99 cents!". Well, gbaji and Smash both wanted to be white and figured they'd give it a try. gbaji happens to have a dollar in his pocket, but Smash only has 98 cents. "No problem", says gbaji. "I'll just use my dollar to go through, then if it works, I'll give you the one penny change and you'll have enough to go through to. We can both be white. Wouldn't that be great!".
They both agree that this is a good plan, so gbaji goes first. He hands in his money and heads into the booth. He's gone for quite some time. Smash is starting to get nervous about how long it's taking when gbaji walks around from the back of the booth. He's totally different. He's got light skin. He's got blond hair. He's got deep blue eyes. "Wow! It worked." exclaims Smash. "That's just amazing! I definately want to try it out. Let me have the penny you've got left and then we can both be white".
To which gbaji replies scornfully. "Get a job niggah!"
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