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t 5'8" 140 lbs i think pound for pound Bruce was the best all out fighter there ever was.
Sure. Pound for pound.
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t 5'8" 140 lbs i think pound for pound Bruce was the best all out fighter there ever was.
Sure. Pound for pound.
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Segal would make Bruce Lee his *****
Bored as hell, thought this was interesting...I think it's a good idea to note that Bruce did have an unhealthy amount of muscle tissue, somewhere below the 2% margin, I believe.
Anyway, as for Segal...Hahahahaha! Ahahahaha! This has nothing to do with his talent for fighting, but man...He sucks at acting! Hahaha. Oh yeah, wasn't he being blackmailed by some sort of mafia as well? Ironic how HE of all people would be blackmailed by them...Especially when you consider the fact that in most every movie he makes, he is in some way fighting the mafia...Now, it all makes sense to me.
Ahem, Chuck... I think his name says it all..."Chuck," just say that to yourself a few times, then think about Walker, Texas Ranger. I don't know why, I just don't like Chuck, he seems like he knows very little about it, then again, maybe I'm just stereotyping him as a result of him having the name "Chuck."
Van Damme... God damn I hate him, he's like a poster boy for movies that should do well, but end up sucking. He has the "Hollywood looks," and some martial arts skills...Sounds like a blockbuster movie to me, throw in Dennis Rodman, and you have a movie about an abusive homosexual relationship with lots of fight scenes. Nevermind, they already made that one.
Jet Li...He's cool, his acting sucks, but he's fast as hell. And...Um... Jackie Chan, I think he did too many of his own stunts of something, I don't even think he makes movies anymore, or if he does, they're underground porns with R. Kelly.
Anyway, as for Segal...Hahahahaha! Ahahahaha! This has nothing to do with his talent for fighting, but man...He sucks at acting! Hahaha. Oh yeah, wasn't he being blackmailed by some sort of mafia as well? Ironic how HE of all people would be blackmailed by them...Especially when you consider the fact that in most every movie he makes, he is in some way fighting the mafia...Now, it all makes sense to me.
Ahem, Chuck... I think his name says it all..."Chuck," just say that to yourself a few times, then think about Walker, Texas Ranger. I don't know why, I just don't like Chuck, he seems like he knows very little about it, then again, maybe I'm just stereotyping him as a result of him having the name "Chuck."
Van Damme... God damn I hate him, he's like a poster boy for movies that should do well, but end up sucking. He has the "Hollywood looks," and some martial arts skills...Sounds like a blockbuster movie to me, throw in Dennis Rodman, and you have a movie about an abusive homosexual relationship with lots of fight scenes. Nevermind, they already made that one.
Jet Li...He's cool, his acting sucks, but he's fast as hell. And...Um... Jackie Chan, I think he did too many of his own stunts of something, I don't even think he makes movies anymore, or if he does, they're underground porns with R. Kelly.
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