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hmmm movie......that sounds good about now, **pops in billy madison** wheee
im sure my wife knows i spank it. mostly due to the fact that she has gone to put a movie in the vcr and found one of my **** flicks in it. yeah...i left it in the vcr..(sigh). of course then i had to listen to the hour long guilt trip about how shes not sexy enough and so on..blah blah blah. she made me mad so i spanked it again while she was crying in the bedroom. hehe
laters
laters
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If thats your real name..
Can I at least just an executive producer credit for this one?
Eb
I'm fairly sure that I'm not cool enough to get plagerized.
Pickle prince, I notice you sign your posts. Seems familiar, but I can't place it.
lost of people sign there post
Rein,
Which fake name are you referring to?
Eb
Which fake name are you referring to?
Eb
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Rein,
Which fake name are you referring to?
Eb
Which fake name are you referring to?
Eb
Hmmmmmm not sure, trunks has shown me that I am probably wrong!
Ahh, all my puppets are made of meat.
Eb
Eb
Hey all, Im a new poster.
Anyways, since my sperm can be counted on one hand, I try to spank it only when neccesary, which is never. I keep a jar of my preservativs in the back of my fridge, just in case my urge to multiply occurs.
Its not really a spank, its more of a series of violent, spoaradic yanks that I do while on my lunch break in my cubicle.
Anyways, since my sperm can be counted on one hand, I try to spank it only when neccesary, which is never. I keep a jar of my preservativs in the back of my fridge, just in case my urge to multiply occurs.
Its not really a spank, its more of a series of violent, spoaradic yanks that I do while on my lunch break in my cubicle.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Damn, I aint married, but I know my fiance knows cause she does it for me some times :P.
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Hey all, Im a new poster.
Anyways, since my sperm can be counted on one hand, I try to spank it only when neccesary, which is never. I keep a jar of my preservativs in the back of my fridge, just in case my urge to multiply occurs.
Its not really a spank, its more of a series of violent, spoaradic yanks that I do while on my lunch break in my cubicle.
Anyways, since my sperm can be counted on one hand, I try to spank it only when neccesary, which is never. I keep a jar of my preservativs in the back of my fridge, just in case my urge to multiply occurs.
Its not really a spank, its more of a series of violent, spoaradic yanks that I do while on my lunch break in my cubicle.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
OMG, I'm here at work and I'm getting weird looks for laughing so hard!!!
I told her I stopped. Shhhhhh.
My wife knows, has helped and has watched.
I can't spank it anymore.
I'm all out of Viagra, and can't CAlice who ran off with Lavitra.
I'm all out of Viagra, and can't CAlice who ran off with Lavitra.
Bloodred wrote:
i left it in the vcr..(sigh).
http://www.thehun.net
Never leave it in the VCR again.
Eb
You're welcome. :)
Never leave it in the VCR again.
Eb
You're welcome. :)
My girlfriend knows, has for a while, is cool with it, and it is in her best interest not to go into the whole you dont think I'm sexy anymore bit. The only time I give it a rest is during her period....aka ******* week!!!
Jack has earned his Redwing Patch!
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I hate it when people deny the fact that they **********.
To resist is to **** in the wind,
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
To resist is to **** in the wind,
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
I spank it at least 3 times a week and yes, my wife knows. She even likes to watch, it makes her really wet. Anyway, if your wife or girlfriend isn't cool with it get rid of them.
This reminds me of that bedroom scene in American Beauty when Kevin Spacey's gettin' it on and she wakes up and starts screaming. lol
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