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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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In March, a 62-year-old man was ejected from the Spring Haven Retirement Community (Winter Haven, Fla.) after he punched one resident (age 86) and bit another (age 78) in a brawl over his apparent habit of foraging at the communal salad bar for his favorite kind of lettuce. (His 80-year-old mother, also a resident, conceded that "it did appear that he was playing with the food.") And in February in Tamarac, Fla., the family of a 74-year-old man who died in 2002 after being sucker-punched by a 69-year-old man in a theater-line fight, filed a lawsuit against the movie house for not providing security, claiming there had been several other theater-line altercations between seniors. [Winter Haven News Chief, 3-3-04] [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 2-23-04]

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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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#4 Apr 29 2004 at 7:50 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just trying to imagine my gramps "sucker-punching" someone in the face. This is the man whose pants start in his armpits.

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#5 Apr 29 2004 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
Oh well in light of that I change my oppinion on your thread. It's really funny.
#6 Apr 29 2004 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Oh well in light of that I change my oppinion on your thread. It's really funny.


I'm thrilled.

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#7 Apr 29 2004 at 8:04 PM Rating: Good
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Ehhhhhhh! I'd slowly chase you out of this forum, Tare, if someone hadn't stolen my walker!

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Why I oughta!

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#10 Apr 29 2004 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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It must kick *** to be old and be able to berate people for the slightest thing. RACK old age!
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Heh??
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#12 Apr 29 2004 at 11:08 PM Rating: Decent
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It must kick *** to be old and be able to berate people for the slightest thing
I am soooo going to terrorize people when I'm a blue hair. Smiley: sly
#13 Apr 29 2004 at 11:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am soooo going to terrorize people when I'm a blue hair.


Like you don't now?
#14 Apr 29 2004 at 11:12 PM Rating: Good
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You damn kids!
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