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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 7:11 PM Rating: Decent
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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Wrong forum. I think you're looking for the new and improved OoT, Spidey.

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#3 Apr 29 2004 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
Please don't think I'm thick or anything but are you being serious? I thought my question was OOT?
#4 Apr 29 2004 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
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Once again, you are in the wrong forum. Questions about WalMart and aluminum belong in the OoT. You are presently in The Asylum.

You have been warned.*

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*See, Alla? I can play well with others if beaten severely enough. There is no board but Alla's and Smasharoo is his (bought and paid for) prophet.
#5 Apr 29 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
That was as fair as I have seen you Totem, of course they actually made a whole forum up so you wouldn't have to be.
#6 Apr 29 2004 at 7:27 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 Apr 29 2004 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I think I've been long suffering enough with this fool. Spidey's gonna get an introduction to Mr. Twelve next time.

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#8 Apr 29 2004 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
What did I do to offend you Totem? Mr. Twelve?
#9 Apr 29 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Mr Twelve? Damn, I was sure Totem would be Mr. 3 and a half.

I guess you never know when it comes to genetics.
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#10 Apr 29 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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Does it matter? Which one you want?

/pats his crotch with one hand and shows the shotgun loaded with rock salt with the other

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#11 Apr 29 2004 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

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#12 Apr 29 2004 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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Ya, Smash, Enzyte works wonders...

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#13 Apr 29 2004 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd try some, but no one wants to be "Mr. 48". Besides the ankle strap chafes now as it is.
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#14 Apr 29 2004 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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Damn, isn't it hot wearing pants all summer?
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#15 Apr 29 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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Yea it gets hot, but a lot less uncomfortable than sunburn on certain rather tender parts of the body...
#16 Apr 29 2004 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
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A little face paint and "This is my pet snake, don't worry he's real freindly."
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#17 Apr 30 2004 at 5:13 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm probably breaking some unwritten forum rule here, but ...

Chewing aluminum hurts (assuming you have fillings made of silver or something) because it "sheds" electrons into your fillings. Mild electric shock carried through your fillings to the nerve in your tooth = pain.
#18 Apr 30 2004 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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First unwritten rule of the OoT....er Asylum forum:

Don't answer really stupid questions as if they were serious. It only encourages the kiddies.Smiley: grin
#19 Apr 30 2004 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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*nods* that's the one ... Smiley: laugh
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