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#1 Apr 29 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OSKSBEO&key=UXB

Funny.
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#2 Apr 29 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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That's a good one.

Definately Thundra or Totem.

#3 Apr 29 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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hahahaha classic


Wait...either you did it yourself, or you spend enough time rating men on hotornot to come across it.
#4 Apr 29 2004 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Hilarious!

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#5 Apr 29 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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No, mouseinawheel2@hotmail.com emailed me it.

Out of kindness, I assume.
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#6 Apr 29 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
I'm curious how you found that.

Were you scanning Hot or Not in the Male section?

;)

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#7 Apr 29 2004 at 4:44 PM Rating: Good
Smash, you don't happen to be "Durak" on the Stromm server do you?
#8 Apr 29 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Smash, you don't happen to be "Durak" on the Stromm server do you?

Um, no. Am I missing something clever there?
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#9 Apr 29 2004 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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Um, no. Am I missing something clever there?


Lol, please, remember who you're speaking to.

I just knew a player named Durak, he was my Guild leader, his thing was "Don't fear the reaper baby, fear the Ferrari frog!" and he had his armor all red.

Pretty gay now that I think about it, but seemed funny at the time.
#10 Apr 29 2004 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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So Smash, I hear that you are the artise behind the amazing hairdo in your pic. Please share with us all your secrets to maintaining that "bed head" look and yet, still having the confidence in yourself to have an absolute god complex...Smiley: laugh

edited because I CAN'T SPELL WORTH A DAMN

Edited, Thu Apr 29 18:18:17 2004 by rhaiynebow
#11 Apr 29 2004 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Of all the coups on this board, that is up there with the classics.
#12 Apr 29 2004 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
6.2, not bad. I think you'll have a boyfriend in no time. I gave you a 5.
#13 Apr 29 2004 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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God, that is too damn funny
#14 Apr 29 2004 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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Kind of you. Hopefully this will kick off my long awaited modeling deal/Rogaine endorsment deal.
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#15 Apr 29 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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hehehe

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#16 Apr 29 2004 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
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*snicker* That's one of the cleverest (is that a word?) things I've seen pulled on here.

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#17 Apr 29 2004 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, maybe you'll finally meet the man/woman of your dreams, Smashie-poo!
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#18 Apr 29 2004 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good
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I don't often applaud other's efforts, but that was classic.

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#19 Apr 29 2004 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
That's you, smash? You don't look at all like what I expected. That picture reminds me more of the cooks I see at McDon...Hey, *wait a minute*!

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#20 Apr 29 2004 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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#21 Apr 29 2004 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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It's me showing how insanely fast my beard grows.

I don't normally look like that.

Unless it's a buisness meeting or something, naturally.
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#22 Apr 29 2004 at 9:29 PM Rating: Good
Actually, that picture of you reminds me of Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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ps Please change your avatar to a picture of your wife. You've only answered half our question.
#23 Apr 29 2004 at 9:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually, that picture of you reminds me of Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I hope you're kidding.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#24 Apr 29 2004 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually, that picture of you reminds me of Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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ps Please change your avatar to a picture of your wife. You've only answered half our question.


Rofl, I was trying to place it.

When Cameron went to Eygpts land... Let my Cameron go.
#25 Apr 29 2004 at 10:24 PM Rating: Decent
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And the number one reason I refuse to submit a personal photo...

Hey wait, this is a good idea, I say we all submit a pic to hot or not and see who gets the highest rating.
#26 Apr 29 2004 at 10:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I look nothing like that dude.
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