http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=3&u=/ap/20040429/ap_on_re_us/diesel_spill
SAN FRANCISCO - A broken pipeline has spilled as much as 1 million gallons of diesel fuel into Suisun Bay, which feeds into San Francisco Bay.
In other news a helicopter was reportedly seen flying over the site of the spill where it was alleged the pilot was heard shouting "Take that you ******* seals, who's laughin now *********************
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