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Sean "Motherf'cking" Connery in Finding Forester.
"Yoo'rre tha mahn now, dawg!"
"Yoo'rre tha mahn now, dawg!"
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Ewan McGregor (sp) in Eye of the Beholder.
My fiance and I fondly refer to this as "the story of the orange lifejacket" because McGregor wears this hideous orange ski-vest throughout the entire film.
My fiance and I fondly refer to this as "the story of the orange lifejacket" because McGregor wears this hideous orange ski-vest throughout the entire film.
Clint Eastwood AND Lee Marvin in Paint Your Wagon. My ears still bleed when I just think about the two of them singing.
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Clint Eastwood AND Lee Marvin in Paint Your Wagon. My ears still bleed when I just think about the two of them singing.
BAM!
That's worse than Ishtar all night long.
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Haggan,
You have made my weekend.
Thank you, sir!
Eb
P.S. They should make one with "They took our Jobs!" from that last South Park.
Haggan,
You have made my weekend.
Thank you, sir!
Eb
P.S. They should make one with "They took our Jobs!" from that last South Park.
Anyone mention Tom Cruise in "Legend"? My god, that movie made me sit on the toilet for a week.
CoolDood wrote:
Anyone mention Tom Cruise in "Legend"? My god, that movie made me sit on the toilet for a week.
Great soundtrack though, which um... kinda makes up for it.
I'd like to take exception with the Kevin Costner post earlier. Costner is a sucky actor. IMO, Waterworld and the Postman were very good movies for him. They at least had characters that he could play (wooden, self interested, anti-hero, anti-romantic). You can like or not like the genre's of those films, but the casting was "right". As opposed to all of those morons who keep trying to cast Costner in a romantic lead role (which he absolutely sucks balls at). He was actually pretty good in "No way out" (which was acually a pretty neat flick as well). But this is about good actors in the worst films.
I think that "Thin Red Line" should get a special award in this category (or maybe a catagory all to itself). This is the only film I've ever been to where people actually cried in relief when it finally ended. I actually heard people saying: "Oh thank God!" when the credits finally ran. Whether you think any of the actors in the film qualify as top 10 material, the sheer number of heavy hitters should count for something. I'm no follower of the oscars, but I know that several of the actors have gotten nominations. Not sure if there were any award winners in it though.
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I've never had the pleasure of seeing the credits of Thin Red Line because me and 8 friends walked out of the theater. Yeah, thanks I love looking at leaves from a rain puddle's point of view and that 10 second John Travolta role, well it just owned!
Thin Red Line was a terrible movie, in part because it gets confused with the Thin Blue Line, which is an excellent movie.
It's no "Paint Your Wagon" though.
It's no "Paint Your Wagon" though.
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I own a copy of Flash Gordon and have watched it numerous times. But you must admit, it's very cheesy. Just because one happens to really enjoy a cheesy movie doesn't make it less cheesy.
I need a way to send HOT HAIL down to my enimies.
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Thin Red Line was a terrible movie, in part because it gets confused with the Thin Blue Line, which is an excellent movie.
It's no "Paint Your Wagon" though.
It's no "Paint Your Wagon" though.
Yeah. I can see that. However, I think if we consider the star to suckiness factor, TRL has to be at the top. How many big names were in that film? 30? Ridiculous...
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Possibly worst ensemble cast movie ever. Eastwood singing with theat crazy fallsetto though...hard to beat.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Possibly worst ensemble cast movie ever. Eastwood singing with theat crazy fallsetto though...hard to beat.
Oh hell. I forgot about the "singing cowboy" bit... yeah. That did suck.
So. What about Zardoz? Does that get an honorable mention?
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Ok, I had to look that up, but now I want to see it in the worst way.
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I don't think you'll be disappointed (from this topic's POV of course). It's got a giant floating head. It's got really silly 60s type psychobable passing for plot. It's got a room of mirrors that the hero gets trapped in (kinda). It's got random T&A. And it's got Sean Connery. What more could you possibly want?
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A musical version, but I'll have to make do.
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