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#1 Apr 28 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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I need some artiste to do the drawing for my new comic strip named, "Superburkha, the Muslim Avenger." There'll be lots of laserial clitoral cicumcisions to draw, plenty of unwashed lowlife Arab men to zap with said laser ray, and some really funny moments where people mistake her for a bowling pin.

Any takers?

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#2 Apr 28 2004 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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I can do it. But only if Superburkha (and pretty much everyone else) looks just like Homer Simpson.

#3 Apr 28 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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Wo0t! You're hired! --Wait! How good are your ******** renderings? I like 'em lifelike.

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#4 Apr 28 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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How's this?

I could be a lot better if you set me up with some models.
#5 Apr 28 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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double ><

Edited, Wed Apr 28 20:23:56 2004 by Xbow
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#7 Apr 28 2004 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
Wo0t! You're hired! --Wait! How good are your ******** renderings? I like 'em lifelike.


They're what I would describe as.... homeric.

#8 Apr 28 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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Ooooh ooooh! (Think Officer Toody again here, folks)

And what if Superburkha the Avenging Muslim had another superpower where if she exposed her ankle and an Arab man saw it, his d1ck would turn into a pig's snout? Whatdya think?

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#9 Apr 28 2004 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Here's your guy, Totem:

http://www.arabnews.com/?page=9&section=0&article=27976&d=26&m=6&y=2003
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#10 Apr 28 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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Yes! He is exactly who I am looking for! Thank you! Death, you're fired.

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#11 Apr 28 2004 at 8:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Curses! Bloody heathens.
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