"My pot belly was beyond repair; exercising would be a waste of time. The bedraggled prick hanging between my legs was dark and thin and shriveled and dead, like a piece of overcooked bacon. And though I had left the toilet ages ago, the f'ucker was still dripping urine on the floor. My fingernails were a disgrace, permanently blackened by my repeatedly stuffing them into the bowl of my pipe, a pipe clenched between my cavity-infested teeth. My ***-hole itched. My knees hurt. My toenails were brittle and chipped, making them razorsharp and destructive. My ears were clogged.
I was not thrilled."
There are so many wondrous things to discover when you read!
Edited, Wed Apr 28 18:24:14 2004 by Tare
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Wow, that's quality right there!
Please, do tell where ever you've found this classic piece of literature?
That got me going..
-Gie
Please, do tell where ever you've found this classic piece of literature?
That got me going..
-Gie
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You're a smartie, Smashy. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.
Thanks, Flea.
I saw the flick, but don't remember that. I'll have to grab a copy now.
-Gie
I saw the flick, but don't remember that. I'll have to grab a copy now.
-Gie
I looked at page one today and found that pearl. I'd forgotten how many of those were in a relatively mediocre book.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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