I expect full documentation of your attempts at these on Mondays Weekend Update...
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04/01-04-40-things.htm
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Sadly, I'm only 18 and I can already say that I've done a few of those...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I honestly expected #40 to be "Kill yourself when you realize what a sad depressing existance your life has become"
But hey, if you want to spend your life a barley consious broke drunkard who's friends, family, and coworkers all detest, good for you. To each his own.
But hey, if you want to spend your life a barley consious broke drunkard who's friends, family, and coworkers all detest, good for you. To each his own.
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But hey, if you want to spend your life a barley consious broke drunkard who's friends, family, and coworkers all detest, good for you. To each his own.
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Sadly, I'm only 18 and I can already say that I've done a few of those...
mrens, i would just like to say how great your avatar is, and i would also like to say, you BAST*RD!! i havent seen kill bill 2!!!
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but you will have to spell colour correctly
ROFL
But I do spell "color" correctly, Tarv. Merriam Webster told me so.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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mrens, i would just like to say how great your avatar is, and i would also like to say, you BAST*RD!! i havent seen kill bill 2!!!
Hey I haven't seen 75% of the stuff on that list, I had to look up the spoilers just for you guys! So ******* unpreciative.
Edited, Wed Apr 28 16:27:04 2004 by Mrens
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mrens, i would just like to say how great your avatar is, and i would also like to say, you BAST*RD!! i havent seen kill bill 2!!!
I will direct you Here to express your ire.
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But I do spell "color" correctly, Tarv. Merriam Webster told me so.
Mrens, Eater of Souls wrote:
I honestly expected #40 to be "Kill yourself when you realize what a sad depressing existance your life has become"
But hey, if you want to spend your life a barley consious broke drunkard who's friends, family, and coworkers all detest, good for you. To each his own.
But hey, if you want to spend your life a barley consious broke drunkard who's friends, family, and coworkers all detest, good for you. To each his own.
These ideas were for YOU...I never said that I was going to do any of them...
Besides, there is something to be said for being a broke and detested drunk...you get accepted as one of the brethren on Alla's OOT forum. Gee Mrens, you should fit right in.
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barley consious broke drunkard
Tee-hee.
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I have an exscuse, I have been up for about 36 hours now.
One f'ucking bar in this ******** of a town that has Guinness on tap. One f'ucking bar. And I am never going to Ruby Tuesdays again. LOW CARB BEER?!?!?!
The guy looked at me like I was a goddamned talking goat when I asked for a Killians. I was so pissed, I couldn't eat. And Sam Adams in NOT that great a beer. I hate you dieting rat bastards. You are ruining the places I drink at.
The guy looked at me like I was a goddamned talking goat when I asked for a Killians. I was so pissed, I couldn't eat. And Sam Adams in NOT that great a beer. I hate you dieting rat bastards. You are ruining the places I drink at.
Hahah, you unlucky *******. I've got my Carona Extra, and no one is taking it away from me.
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Hahah, you unlucky *******.
Rub it in asshat.
Seriously though, why must I have to change the places I drink at for someone else? It's bad enough that a couple of these places have went non-smoking, (Which makes no f'ucking sense at all. It's a bar, not a goddamned health spa. Jebus save us.) but now I have to put up with low carb beer? Oh, and they have Corona there, so that makes me hate you now as well.
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The guy looked at me like I was a goddamned talking goat when I asked for a Killians
Yeah because there's nothing better than a beer with an Irish name, food coloring and that's made in New Jersey.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Yeah because there's nothing better than a beer with an Irish name, food coloring and that's made in New Jersey.
Like I give a ****.
I could care less if it was bottled in ******* texas, as long as it tastes good. And low carb beer tastes horrible.
I'm with Smash.
Killian's < Sam Adams.
Isn't Killian's a Anheiser-Busch product?
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Killian's < Sam Adams.
Isn't Killian's a Anheiser-Busch product?
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SelfishMan the Mundane wrote:
I could care less if it was bottled in ******* texas, as long as it tastes good. And low carb beer tastes horrible.
I doubt you can order a Canadian beer, Selfish but Labatt Sterling is a low-carb beer that I tried recently that tasted quite yummy. I know, you are trying avoid low-carb beer, but if you have to have one...that's a goodie.
Just sayin' is all. Queeter!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
pickledick wrote:
I'm with Smash.
I bet Smash feels all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that you want to blow him.
Tare wrote:
I doubt you can order a Canadian beer, Selfish but Labatt Sterling is a low-carb beer that I tried recently that tasted quite yummy. I know, you are trying avoid low-carb beer, but if you have to have one...that's a goodie.
I've had Labatts before, not a bad beer really. Never tried the Sterling though.
If they have it, Honey Brown is also a good beer, Selfish. Not as dark as Sam or Killians, but a good beer none the less.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I prefer Leinies Red. That's Leinenkugels to the uninformed.
Bah why go out get yourself a tap and invite your buddies over.
I always keep me a barrell of Rolling Rock on tap, Has any one figured out what the 33 means?
I always keep me a barrell of Rolling Rock on tap, Has any one figured out what the 33 means?
I've had a '33' Rolling Rock sticker on the bumper of my (POS) car for a while now, and I don't know why. (I didn't put it there).
Just the other day, i decided it was best that i quit drinking large amounts of booze. Turns me into something that would make everyone on this forum look like godly saints lol.
I have quit drinking, doing drugs, sleeping around and I am now being loyal to one person, and am slowly losing interest in video games.
Wonder if my doctor can cure me of this horrible disease thats taking over. Without all these vices what will i have left to look forward to in life.
Edited, Fri Apr 30 03:41:36 2004 by celinaredfern
I have quit drinking, doing drugs, sleeping around and I am now being loyal to one person, and am slowly losing interest in video games.
Wonder if my doctor can cure me of this horrible disease thats taking over. Without all these vices what will i have left to look forward to in life.
Edited, Fri Apr 30 03:41:36 2004 by celinaredfern
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