http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=7&u=/ap/20040428/ap_on_he_me/narcotic_lollipops
HARRISBURG, Pa. - A narcotic painkiller that looks like a lollipop — designed to speed relief to cancer patients — is starting to show up in illegal sales with the nickname "perc-a-pop." The drug's ease of use and sweet taste have law enforcement officials worried about the potential for abuse.
No!! The hell you say! Abuse of a NARCOTIC ******* LOLIPOP?? No one could possibly have been expected ot see that one coming.
The attractive taste — described by the manufacturer as a "mild berry flavor" — makes abuse more likely, he added. Harley said each Actiq lozenge retails for $9.10. The street value of a perc-a-pop is $20.
Oh to be in that marketing meeting "Ok, we'll green light the narcotic lolipop, but the amphatamine candy necklace is out."
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But Camel Joe was too blatantly targeting kids.
Who the hell thinks up these things? Seriously?
Well, we can bask in the consolation of knowing that all those abusers of the Codeine lolly will be awfully constipated in the the process.
Yay!
Well, we can bask in the consolation of knowing that all those abusers of the Codeine lolly will be awfully constipated in the the process.
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The discomfort of injecting yourself with a syringe doesn't seem to deter too many people from heroine use. Conversely, I'm not convinced that a sugar-coated painkiller would necessarily lead to increased abuse.
Although those "flavored malt liquors" seem to get a lot of people to drink that normally wouldn't.
Although those "flavored malt liquors" seem to get a lot of people to drink that normally wouldn't.
They still have Oxycontin pixie sticks, right?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, if Limbaugh suddenly develops a lolypop habbit...I guess we'll know why.
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That's how Telly Savalas stayed so mellow, baby.
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The discomfort of injecting yourself with a syringe doesn't seem to deter too many people from heroine use. Conversely, I'm not convinced that a sugar-coated painkiller would necessarily lead to increased abuse.
I will sometimes have a Halls even though my throat isn't sore. I don't think you can compare heroin to codeine, I would say they are in different classes all together. However, what about a heroin lolly, I bet that would significantly increase the number of junkies around.
I think all consumer drugs that are abused should only come in suppository form. Although this might be construed as targeting the gays.
How about a heroin circus peanut? I bet we'd actually see a reduction in illegal drug use.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I hate circus peanuts with a passion.
I would always get one, all unwraped and stale in my halloween bag.
That, and like 3 pennies.
Fuc'kin old people.
-Gie
I would always get one, all unwraped and stale in my halloween bag.
That, and like 3 pennies.
Fuc'kin old people.
-Gie
Every where I go... I'm always the only one who likes circus peanuts. 
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Who the hell thinks up these things? Seriously?
Speaking as someone who has watched a parent go through multiple cancer treatments before dying, this actually seems like a good delivery system for a person who can't hold anything down.
Let's face it, do junkies really care that much whether they snort, smoke, shoot or suck their fix?
I can tell you why they have these Lollipops. (My wife used them before she passed away from Cancer 20 Months ago) If you have never had Cancer or been the primary care taker from a sufferer of this horrific disease I can see why you might scoff at the pain killer Lollipop. It was a life saver for my wife. She could use it just when she had pain without having to take a full dose of her other pain medication which made her a bit more than loopy. To make a long story short these Lollipops are a great pain management tool. If some stupid kid (who is going to use drugs anyway whether it is in the form of a lollipop or a **** on a stick) abuses it well that sucks but oh freaking well.
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Let's face it, do junkies really care that much whether they snort, smoke, shoot or suck their fix?
Ten year old junkies in waiting who have never tried it do.
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This will do wonders for club kid culture.
I could go for another Michael Alig story.
I could go for another Michael Alig story.
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I'm always the only one who likes circus peanuts
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I can tell you why they have these Lollipops. (My wife used them before she passed away from Cancer 20 Months ago)
Sorry to hear that.
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It was a life saver for my wife.
Yeah, apparently not.
Now if someone could just make me a herion lubricated condom....that idea could go places.
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Are you always the only one who likes the taste of ***, as well? Because that's what circus peanuts taste like.
I don't even want to know how you know that.
My dad died of lung cancer. He had pain killers that were easy for him to take and keep down etc, which helped him immensely near the end (staying relatively comfortable for someone who can barely breathe and so forth), but they were not lollipops. There are other ways to accomplish the same thing without making the drug into a popular form of candy.
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I don't even want to know how you know that
Yes, I said I ate Skeet's ***. Ha! I got that clever line in before you!
Edited, Wed Apr 28 15:50:33 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Bah, you edited before I read it. Cheater!!
Codeine is great. Made a pinched sciatic nerve almost worthwhile!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Ten year old junkies in waiting who have never tried it do.
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I'm not buying this for one second.
Not buying what, that it'd be easier to get a kid hooked on painkillers with a lolypop than a pill?
Ever heard of candy cigerettes?
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Not buying what, that it'd be easier to get a kid hooked on painkillers with a lolypop than a pill?
Post the proof, then we'll talk.
The proof?
What, the double blind experiment where they test getting children addicted to pain killers with lolipops?
For **** sake it would be easier for ANYONE to get addicted to painkilers starting with a lolypop.
Post the proof that it's not then we'll talk.
What, the double blind experiment where they test getting children addicted to pain killers with lolipops?
For **** sake it would be easier for ANYONE to get addicted to painkilers starting with a lolypop.
Post the proof that it's not then we'll talk.
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