I'm scared.Follow

I got an email from one of those dumb highschool reunion websites I foolishly signed up for a long time ago. It informed me that there are X new members and that there may be one person looking for me.

It sparks some curiosity so I go ahead and follow the link, it turns out there has been a search for my exact name, I'd like you to take notice that I have an unusual last name that most don't spell correctly.

The person turned out to be Clark Rife, one of the dorkiest kids in school. He had light brown hair mixed with some grey, it was in the form of a mullet, with the top sometimes doing a Don King kind of thing. Was fat, ugly, wore big nasty glasses, stunk, and even when I'd sit next to him in class or at lunch he never had anything to say.

I was never mean to him, that I can think of.

I hope he isn't making a "shoot list".

I was just a nice, semi-popular, choir president.

What could I have done to incite a shooting?

Sing off key?

I'm actually a nice guy, I'm only a di[b][/b]ck to you guys.

Unless..

Moe, is that you? Clark?

How have you been??

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH MULLETS!?!