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#27 Apr 28 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
Sorry Joph, this procedure requires an erect *****.

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#28 Apr 28 2004 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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I've been taking my pills and now... I'm in the game!!

I bought them in Canada where it's cheaper, dontcha know?
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#29 Apr 28 2004 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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I drove her out. I believe it was where I repeatedly called her the spawn of **** sympathyzers that did it.


You were one of many in a concerted effort. No need to overplay your part.
#30 Apr 28 2004 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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Patrician wrote:
She got embarrased by a variety of people in this thread


That was pretty funny readin', Pat.

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#31 Apr 28 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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You were one of many in a concerted effort. No need to overplay your part.

IT WAS ALL ME, DAMNIT! MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS!!!11!!!11pwnz0rz
#32 Apr 28 2004 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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I think this thread also had a lot to do with the destruction of Leiany's integrity. Good work, Moe. This one was mostly all your doing, you 1337 pwnz0r you!!!1!!11one
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#33 Apr 28 2004 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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The truth is I introduced Thundra to smegma. Not the word, but the real thing. How it happened went like this: We were engaged in verbal foreplay, whispering sultry words like "obovate" and "stomodeum" in each other's ears, slowly working ourselves up to a veritable linguistic shouting frenzy. Soon we were egging each other on in a tantric fashion as if we had invented a new and exciting game, Sexual Scrabble. After hearing things like "eurythermal" we'd both moan and groan aloud in ecstacy and wait breathlessly for the next thing out of our mouths and imaginations.

After hours of this tightly controlled lingua franca I screamed and spewed my manseed all over our dictionaries much to the aural joy of Thundra.

This is the only time I've been with a man in such a fashion. Does this mean I'm a glossisexual or just a plain old ****?

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#34 Apr 28 2004 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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