Until recently, the number of responses a thread garnered could be used to approximate, to a certain degree, the merit or potential for amusement a post contained. It was a barometer of sorts.
I theorize that due to the influx of jabbering idiots from the FF forums, the stupidity-density of the OOT forum has reached such stratospheric levels that my beloved barometer has been crushed under its oppressive weight. This alone is sufficient reason for alarm. However, to make matters worse, it appears that the mercury contained in the barometer, after having escaped its glassy prison, seeped down through the sullied ****-saturated soil of our forum, and found refuge in the groundwater.
How else can you explain the plummeting IQ? I've seen more intelligent lifeforms spontaneously congeal from the rancid and unkempt clitoral smegma* of a dead leper.
Yep, it's hard to believe, but I think this forum just got stupider. And I am absolutely terrified.
Oh yeah, and welcome to the forum, fu[i][/i]ckers.
*Many many many thanks to Totem for introducing me to the word 'Smegma'. Truth be told, that was the motivating force behind the creation of this thread, my latest 5-minute masterpiece.
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Is this your way of telling Totem that he should be a little bit more assiduous about making his ***** aseptic?
I'm still not sure aout your gender Thundra, but you certainly have a way with words!
I can almost smell the leper!
This post has been "Dwarfed".
Let me introduce you to another word, ya "Smeghead".
Eb
Let me introduce you to another word, ya "Smeghead".
Eb
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I've seen more intelligent lifeforms spontaneously congeal from the rancid and unkempt clitoral smegma* of a dead leper.
When you talk dirty like that you only get me Hot. Which is another reason why i keep coming back :P
Nah, i wont profess to being a word smith of the level seen on these boards, Moebius (dude with milton sporting cat in the hat hat) posted on a FFXI forum and i was in awe.
I dunno im just liking the whole way you guys run the show, pretty much free to speak your mind and tell ignorants bastards (myself included on occasion) that they are ignorant bastards with out resorting to blasting karma.
If it helps you guys have sent most of the FFXI ppl home licking there wounds, me i like the abuse, i just hope that i wont be relegated to village idiot because im not up to par yet, give me time.
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From what I can see, you just don't want to be the low man, or in this case woman. Seems people here have a thing for Katie. Also, they all seem to have seen her naked. I would be interested in this myself. Anyway, what ever happened to Leiany, she even pissed people off on the EQ forum.
is this the next big thing? discrimination against players of any MMORPGs you dont like? im all for it 
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Seems people here have a thing for Katie. Also, they all seem to have seen her naked.
What? Dammit, I miss everything. Where are the pictures?
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Anyway, what ever happened to Leiany
She got embarrased by a variety of people in this thread:
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=1&mid=108146269044773946&num=48
Hasn't posted since, seems to have done a KarisStarFire. Cobra123 still sees her about on MR.
Would a device that measures smegma pressure be a smegmamanometer?
Patrician wrote:
She got embarrased by a variety of people in this thread:
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=1&mid=108146269044773946&num=48
Hasn't posted since, seems to have done a KarisStarFire. Cobra123 still sees her about on MR.
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=1&mid=108146269044773946&num=48
Hasn't posted since, seems to have done a KarisStarFire. Cobra123 still sees her about on MR.
You know, I think Karis plays SWG now. I'm almost positive I saw that name on the official SWG boards.
I used to see her at CR when I still visited there.
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I theorize that due to the influx of jabbering idiots from the FF forums, the stupidity-density of the OOT forum has reached such stratospheric levels that my beloved barometer has been crushed under its oppressive weight.
Is this an abstract thought, or an uproved assumption? If the latter, how do you plan to go about testing your theory?
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Now don't we all feel a little wiser.
Here is another set of definitions (I like them better), taken from one of my fun places to pace the time at work by looking up random words.
Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary
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Anyway, what ever happened to Leiany, she even pissed people off on the EQ forum.
I drove her out. I believe it was where I repeatedly called her the spawn of **** sympathyzers that did it.
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Nuke it please.
i think he just did
holy sh*t was that annoying
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seems to have done a KarisStarFire
Yeah, KSF used to post to the old Alla forums and posted some inane bit about why people inspect her or something. She got jumped pretty hard (it wasn't her first inane post) and fled to the relative safety and boredom of the CR forums. That was ages ago, and it still amuses me to hear Pat speak of the dizzy broad.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I dunno im just liking the whole way you guys run the show, pretty much free to speak your mind and tell ignorants bastards (myself included on occasion) that they are ignorant bastards with out resorting to blasting karma.
Not really, I managed to **** off a couple ignorant bastards enough to make them rate-stalk me instead of attempting to put me in place with words. But who could blame them really, jealousy is a *****.
Didn't work as you see, but that's thanks to my homies that got my back.
I'd like to give a shout out to Kao, for his help in fixing posts that didn't deserve to be rated down, and to my homie CDC, word to your mothers.
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Would a device that measures smegma pressure be a smegmamanometer?
There is a tool to measure smegma that has been around for years.
It's called the trickybeck, basically you pull back the ********, stick your ***** into the aperture then whisper the activation code "Blow me".
Results take 5 to 10 minutes.
Becareful though, this machine is known to swallow evidence.
Aye, and I'd appreciate it if you'd leave a tip in the hole when you're finished. Stomach pumpings aren't cheap.
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basically you pull back the ********, stick your ***** into the aperture then whisper the activation code "Blow me".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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