Until recently, the number of responses a thread garnered could be used to approximate, to a certain degree, the merit or potential for amusement a post contained. It was a barometer of sorts.
I theorize that due to the influx of jabbering idiots from the FF forums, the stupidity-density of the OOT forum has reached such stratospheric levels that my beloved barometer has been crushed under its oppressive weight. This alone is sufficient reason for alarm. However, to make matters worse, it appears that the mercury contained in the barometer, after having escaped its glassy prison, seeped down through the sullied ****-saturated soil of our forum, and found refuge in the groundwater.
How else can you explain the plummeting IQ? I've seen more intelligent lifeforms spontaneously congeal from the rancid and unkempt clitoral smegma* of a dead leper.
Yep, it's hard to believe, but I think this forum just got stupider. And I am absolutely terrified.
Oh yeah, and welcome to the forum, fu[i][/i]ckers.
*Many many many thanks to Totem for introducing me to the word 'Smegma'. Truth be told, that was the motivating force behind the creation of this thread, my latest 5-minute masterpiece.