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If you were a bagel what flavor would you be?Follow
And would you be plain or with cream cheese?
How can I be 'plain' and 'flavored'? I don't get it.
Please re-phrase the question in such a way that it can be answered.
Please re-phrase the question in such a way that it can be answered.
ok ok you're right.
Flavored meaning maybe...onion, or blueberry, and THEN would you have jelly or maybe toasted or cream chease...
I know that conversations about bagles are taken very seriously on these boards and I want to apologize for wasting anyones
time with the first obviously confusing post. I hope this clears this up.
And would be a blueberry bagle cut into 2 halves toasted with peanut butter and jelly!
Flavored meaning maybe...onion, or blueberry, and THEN would you have jelly or maybe toasted or cream chease...
I know that conversations about bagles are taken very seriously on these boards and I want to apologize for wasting anyones
time with the first obviously confusing post. I hope this clears this up.
And would be a blueberry bagle cut into 2 halves toasted with peanut butter and jelly!
So what...no one likes the bagel idea? What you think YOU got a better food to compare someone with...well bring it on!
How do I get fat eating bagels, bring on the sugar coated deep fried lard.
[:sugarcoateddeepfriedlard:]
[:sugarcoateddeepfriedlard:]
okay good one..but what FLAVOR sugar coated deep fried lard would you be?
Artificial Breast Milk Flavour
I didn't know fake tits made milk...and jebus man thats sick!
Actually, I am just excited about the wife being pregnant, and having juicy, milk laden passion. ...or setting her up on the coffee table like a fountain. I have always wanted a lactating woman, and now I have one. Yay me.
Sweetie, Could I have a
with that milk?
Sweetie, Could I have a
with that milk?grats on knockin up the ole lady....but
Does anyone know how to make the dry heave noise on here...I thought about it and counldn't come up with anything that would really show my violent convusions in true form
Does anyone know how to make the dry heave noise on here...I thought about it and counldn't come up with anything that would really show my violent convusions in true form
Jesus Christ man, let me open your eyes.
You most likely drink milk out of a cow. Cow tits are not attractive. Cows are relatively filthy animals.
During sex you undoubtedly consume all sorts of stuff, eminating from your partner, that is not intended to be consumed, without batting an eyelash.
Then when your wife actually starts producing something that is intended to be ingested, you think its gross! ...and you think I am wierd.
I think you should have another think about the whole thing.
I can't wait to bring that Coffee Table Fountain idea to fruition. Eat your heart out Krammer.
You most likely drink milk out of a cow. Cow tits are not attractive. Cows are relatively filthy animals.
During sex you undoubtedly consume all sorts of stuff, eminating from your partner, that is not intended to be consumed, without batting an eyelash.
Then when your wife actually starts producing something that is intended to be ingested, you think its gross! ...and you think I am wierd.
I think you should have another think about the whole thing.
I can't wait to bring that Coffee Table Fountain idea to fruition. Eat your heart out Krammer.
I'm a son of a biscuit, does that help?
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I dont see how tape can be making any kind of judgements after his infamous "Snowballing Post" :P
.... this like mostly everything else i post is a poor distorted fabrication of the truth
.... this like mostly everything else i post is a poor distorted fabrication of the truth
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Onion, no topping. Yuuuum
See Thundra? You CAN be plain and flavored
(and no, you plain and flavored is NOT something I want to see...
)
Edited, Wed Apr 28 05:59:12 2004 by danreynolds
See Thundra? You CAN be plain and flavored
(and no, you plain and flavored is NOT something I want to see...
) Edited, Wed Apr 28 05:59:12 2004 by danreynolds
Reinman wrote:
During sex you undoubtedly consume all sorts of stuff, eminating from your partner, that is not intended to be consumed, without batting an eyelash.
/em agree with tarv
but having said that:
LMAO!!
but having said that:
Quote:
Then when your wife actually starts producing something that is intended to be ingested,
LMAO!!
The real question is:
If you were starving, and you were a bagel, would you eat yourself?
If you were starving, and you were a bagel, would you eat yourself?
Yeah I guess that you consume lots of things during sex...but its for a greater good...siting down for a bowl of cereal and yanking off your wife's bra to drain here fun bags of the milk is just alittle too much for me.
And who said that cow's weren't attractive...maybe you just have never tried it!
And who said that cow's weren't attractive...maybe you just have never tried it!
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