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Me with more coffee this morning would result in a Cornholio incident the scope of which movies can only hint at.
Are you threatening me?
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Skeeter the Venerable wrote:
I was thinking something like Sckheeietehr.
Too many e's IMHO. Maybe: Schetar ?
btw...if you are wondering where this weird infatuation with difficult/less than mundane spellings comes from:
Hubby: Shon (pronounced "shawn")
Monther-In-Law: Nanci
Brother-In-Law: Richerd
and the list goes on and on....
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Hubby: Shon (pronounced "shawn")
Monther-In-Law: Nanci
Brother-In-Law: Richerd
and the list goes on and on....
Huh. Who knew you were a sista!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Her real name is Nih'kwil?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kimberly Clark?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Her real name is Nih'kwil?
Maybe, but at least it's not Jophiel.
Jophiel's a good Hebrew name!
OMG you're an anti-Semite, aren't you??
OMG you're an anti-Semite, aren't you??
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Jophiel's a good Hebrew name!
OMG you're an anti-Semite, aren't you??
OMG you're an anti-Semite, aren't you??
I don't know about anti-Semite, but I am anti-work, anti-Atkins, and anti-Social at times. Does that count for anything?
Jophiel's Hebrew? I thought it was one of the archangel names...
Ah yes:
Ah yes:
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Also called Iophiel and Zophiel, his name means "Beauty of God". Archangel of the Third Ray, Jophiel is the Angel of Paradise and the Patron Angel of Artists. Archangel of Illumination, he teaches the outer consciousness the Power of Light within oneself, stirs the feelings, through Radiation of Illumination, into aspiration for spiritual things. He helps in absorbing information, studying for and passing tests, dissolution of ignorance, pride, and narrow-mindedness, and exposure of wrongdoing in governments and corporations. Jophiel helps in fighting pollution, cleaning up our planet and brings to mankind the gift of Beauty. Jophiel is said in Jewish lore to be a special friend to the angel Metatron, and is one of the chiefs of the choir of Cherubim. He is a ruling prince of the Order of Thrones and the first World Teacher for our world.
It was the Archangel Jophiel who drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, after they ate the fruit of the forbidden tree. If this is the case, Jophiel receives also the honor of being the first angel to be mentioned in the Bible. In such a role, he is last left guarding the Tree of Life with a flaming sword to prevent the return of man.
Jophiel is preceptor angel to the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham and Japhet.
It was the Archangel Jophiel who drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, after they ate the fruit of the forbidden tree. If this is the case, Jophiel receives also the honor of being the first angel to be mentioned in the Bible. In such a role, he is last left guarding the Tree of Life with a flaming sword to prevent the return of man.
Jophiel is preceptor angel to the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham and Japhet.
mwahahahahahaha!
That middle paragraph was blatently plagurised from my old site on the divine Host, Celestial Byways. I'd link it, except my ISP changed their address format so the backgrounds don't work and now it's white text on white backgroud 
I got sick of every site on angels ripping me off and never bothered to fix it. The worst was some site called "Sara's Archangels". They basically ripped off about 75% of my text and called it their own. When I wrote to Sara about it, she accused ME of stealing HER work, which was pretty funny. Especially to put two paragraphs side by side and see all my spelling and grammatical errors.
I got sick of every site on angels ripping me off and never bothered to fix it. The worst was some site called "Sara's Archangels". They basically ripped off about 75% of my text and called it their own. When I wrote to Sara about it, she accused ME of stealing HER work, which was pretty funny. Especially to put two paragraphs side by side and see all my spelling and grammatical errors.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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You sad, sad person. You don't know who Wayne Brady is?
He's the only good singer on Who's line is it anyway, he's black, and recently was on the Dave Chapelle show.
You hungry? Want a sammich?
He's the only good singer on Who's line is it anyway, he's black, and recently was on the Dave Chapelle show.
You hungry? Want a sammich?
I'm Sad for not knowing who some singer is. Right.
And why does him being black have anything to do with it?
And i would not like a sandwich, I just ate. But thanks for the offer.
http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/archangels/gabriel.html
http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/archangels/zadkiel.html
Zadkiel ("Righteousness of God"): Belonging to the ranks of the dominations, and considered by some to be chief, Zadkiel is considered an angel of mercy. It is he who holds back the hand of Abraham to prevent the patriarch from sacrificing his son, and because of this is usually shown holding a dagger. Also, Zadkiel is one of two standard bearers (along with Zophiel) who follow directly behind Michael as the head archangel enters battle.
-- Celestial Byways (You'd have to highlight to read the text)
Zadkiel ("Righteousness of God"): Belonging to the ranks of the dominations, and considered by some to be chief, Zadkiel is considered an angel of mercy. It is he who holds back the hand of Abraham to prevent the patriarch from sacrificing his son, and because of this is usually shown holding a dagger. Also, Zadkiel is one of two standard bearers (along with Zophiel) who follow directly behind Michael as the head archangel enters battle.
-- Celestial Byways (You'd have to highlight to read the text)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Welcome to OOT rhaiynebow! I think you will do just fine here!
*waves to everyone*
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Are you threatening me?
Bbrrring out your Buuunghoooolles!!!!
You know Moe, you and I have been faux buddies for longer than I knew. I was browsing old posts, and even back in the days of KRSkeet you were there to give me a few ribbings here and there. Pretty much when ever I posted actually.
Hello again for the first time.
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Hello again for the first time.
Until I start getting the offers for the sucky-sucky, **** off.
Lady Darkflame wrote:
Welcome to OOT rhaiynebow! I think you will do just fine here!
*waves to everyone*
*waves to everyone*
Why are so many African-Americans so tall?
Because they're knee-grows.
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Because they're knee-grows.
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Until I start getting the offers for the sucky-sucky, **** off.
Offers?
How about a demand?
I demand that you blow me.
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Why are so many African-Americans so tall?
Because they're knee-grows.
Because they're knee-grows.
haha thats hilarious!
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