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#1 Apr 27 2004 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
Where did all you new folk come from?

Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
#2 Apr 27 2004 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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New people? Where? Oh you mean me. I just appeared, you know by the by.

P.S Whos Wayne Brady?
#3 Apr 27 2004 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
You sad, sad person. You don't know who Wayne Brady is?

He's the only good singer on Who's line is it anyway, he's black, and recently was on the Dave Chapelle show.

You hungry? Want a sammich?
#4 Apr 27 2004 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
Who's Dave Chapelle?

Oh, wait. Are you talking about one of those negro comedians, Skeeter? We don't watch them in the midwest. It's Louie Anderson or nothing up here.
#5 Apr 27 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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I used to like that one colored guy who told those jokes whites could enjoy.. that Bill Cosby fella. He was alright for a negro.
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#6 Apr 27 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
Who's Dave Chapelle?

Oh, wait. Are you talking about one of those negro comedians, Skeeter? We don't watch them in the midwest. It's Louie Anderson or nothing up here.


Smiley: twocents I just have to say in the defense of Midwesterners, that some of us do watch and thoroughly enjoy those negro comedians...more so than Louie Anderson. Although I personally enjoyed Drew Carey a lot too Smiley: laugh
#7 Apr 27 2004 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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All 'negro' comedians, or only the ones that joke about setting themselves on fire?
#8 Apr 27 2004 at 10:00 AM Rating: Excellent
That has to be the weirdest way I've ever seen Rainbow spelled.

Freak.
#9 Apr 27 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
hahaha
#10 Apr 27 2004 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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How do you know it's not Rha-iy-NEB-ow?

Edited, Tue Apr 27 11:04:10 2004 by Jophiel
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#11 Apr 27 2004 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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I just have to say in the defense of Midwesterners, ...

In fairness, I should point out that a) most of what I type is complete crap and b) I am not a midwesterner, I just find myself trapped by in-laws in this god-foresaken armpit of the country. Stick around though. All will become clear in a short period of time.
#12 Apr 27 2004 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
New people? On the forums? This outrage must be quelled! Don't you all know this is skeeters forum? and she alone has the power to decide who is allowed on the forum, and who's names are adequate for it. Damn you newbies!

Edited, Tue Apr 27 11:08:48 2004 by Dracoid
#13 Apr 27 2004 at 10:10 AM Rating: Decent
did he just call skeeter a she?
#14 Apr 27 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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For what it's worth, I like that Eddie Murphy fellow as well. But only when he's playing a donkey or has a haunted house. I don't like him when he's playing a policeman or something because he swears too much.
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#15 Apr 27 2004 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
God jophiel i hope ur kidding, beverly hills cop is kick ***, better then that damn mansion...
#16 Apr 27 2004 at 10:13 AM Rating: Decent
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did he just call skeeter a she?


her/his sig says queen skeet, i took a stab in the dark
#17 Apr 27 2004 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
Smiley: laugh
#18 Apr 27 2004 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
Bill Murray to Eddie Murphey on an SNL monologue (paraphrasing):
I feel like an Irish jig.

Eddie Murphy in reply:
Hey!

I like Dave Chapelle. Chris Rock was funnier, but in his last stand up routine on HBO, I could have done without the middle 30 minutes of racist ranting. Bill Cosby almost makes me pee my pants. Himself is one of the funniest stand up routines I have ever seen. Don't forget the brown comics, either. Paul Rodriguez still has one of the funniest jokes out there IMO. It's the one about the way Whites, Blacks and Mexicans walk, ending in "Mexican people, we walk all layed back with our feet waaay out in front. It's to show off the shoes we just got off of lay-a-way at K-Mart".
#19 Apr 27 2004 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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her/his sig says queen skeet, i took a stab in the dark

Just because Flea calls her the man in the relationship doesn't convince me she has a *****. Smiley: king
#20 Apr 27 2004 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
bill murray is great

i watched the chris rock comedy last week, pretty f*cking funny

#21 Apr 27 2004 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just because Flea calls her the man in the relationship doesn't convince me she has a *****.


Understandable, it would totally ***** up all of those sexual fantasies you have of me.

#22 Apr 27 2004 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Skeeter the Venerable wrote:
Freak.


Thank you Smiley: wink2
#23 Apr 27 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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Understandable, it would totally ***** up all of those sexual fantasies you have of me.

And you have no idea how much it hurts that you don't follow me around asking to blow me.
#24 Apr 27 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thank you


You are welcome.

Maybe you can help me think of a new name.

I was thinking something like Sckheeietehr.

#25 Apr 27 2004 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't you all know this is skeeters forum? and she alone has the power to decide who is allowed on the forum, and who's names are adequate for it.


Does this make me the new official board lesbian?

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Just because Flea calls her the man in the relationship doesn't convince me she has a *****.

Moe, I think it's time for more coffee.


#26 Apr 27 2004 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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Moe, I think it's time for more coffee.

Me with more coffee this morning would result in a Cornholio incident the scope of which movies can only hint at.
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