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#27 Apr 28 2004 at 6:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Mrens....ummm..is that a picture of the Goatse(sp?) thing from Stileproject?

Or is it just wishful thinking?
#28 Apr 28 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Whoops I meant Feb 2002- Oct 2005...3 years is long enough. The problem is the no dress code thing they have...too many hippies and fat guys in full sweats walking around for me.

Hey what color's the badge you wear to work?

Out of curiosity.
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#29 Apr 28 2004 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey guys look over there! A goat!

Edited, Wed Apr 28 22:00:43 2004 by Tape
#30 Apr 28 2004 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
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Ooh, "Secret Cleared."

Is that like Double Secret Probation?
#31 Apr 28 2004 at 7:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Righty o, you're full of ****. Thanks for playing.
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#32 Apr 28 2004 at 7:22 PM Rating: Default
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Okay so I work for the Tacobell inside of NSA but that still counts dammit! right?

I hate all you bastards
#33 Apr 28 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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What color is your TacoBell uniform? Is it 100% polyester or a cotton blend?

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#34 Apr 28 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't feel bad, I work for MacDonalds.
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#35 Apr 28 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Default
Mmmm, I'll take a grilled stuffed burrito.

-Gie

Edit- I used profanity. I don't want to.

Edited, Wed Apr 28 20:25:18 2004 by Gie
#36 Apr 28 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I actually work in the back tossing taco salads, which requires you to be shirtless.
#37 Apr 28 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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I just got the wrong order at McDonalds. C*cksuckers.

I want to use profanity. Yay!

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#38 Apr 28 2004 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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Tape wrote:
I actually work in the back tossing taco salads, which requires you to be shirtless.


Actually, I meant your pants, but now I know I never want to eat at that particular TB.

Zoiks.

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#39 Apr 28 2004 at 7:29 PM Rating: Default
McDonalds employees are cocksuckers!

I never get my god damn straw!

Bastids.

Have a great ****** night people. I'm out.

-Gie

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#40 Apr 28 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Good
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I got TWO straws and the wrong food.

And I hate fast food anyway...but I had a craving for a greasy burger tonight. Bah.
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#41 Apr 28 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't feel bad, I work for MacDonalds.


Do you actually say it like that...MAC Donalds. That bugs me when people mispronounce such a easy and common thing such as McDonalds.

**** McDonalds I'm all about Jack in the Box!
#42 Apr 28 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Default
Well, that explains where the **** my straw went!

-Gie

ok, im out now.
#43 Apr 28 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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Gimme back my Big Mac then!

Night Gie..
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#44 Apr 28 2004 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
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Lemme get this straight, Tape-- you actually toss people's salads???

0.o

I hope you wash your hands afterwards according to Federal guidelines!

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#45 Apr 28 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I never said other people
#46 Apr 28 2004 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
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So you just toss your own salad then. Wow! You're flexible!

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#47 Apr 28 2004 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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There's a Hardee's right outside of Ft Meade on 125 that's open 24 hours. I'm sure you get your salad tossed in the mens room for a small fee.
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#48 Apr 28 2004 at 7:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Sounds like someone...points at Smash...is talking from expierence...

And by small fee, we're talking what, $4, $5? I'm looking for atleast 3-4 sessions.
#49 Apr 28 2004 at 7:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Depends on how much money I need for dinner, really.
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#50 Apr 28 2004 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Trust me...after you are done with me, you won't need to eat dinner.

Down with wiping!
#51 Apr 28 2004 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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After reading Tape's post more carefully, I realize that he specifically tosses Tacosid's salad. No wonder we never hear from him any more...

Oh, the shame, the shame!

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