I just got an Area-51m laptop (thats what the "m" stands for...m-m-m-m-mobile!) Anyways
I was just wondering if anyone else has/had one and has/had problems with their CD/DVD drive...I can't watch movies anymore and thats the only thing I have going for me right now other then
this site...which I mean cmon...isn't that great right?
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I have also been having problems with an area-51. As soon as it arrived I turned it on and realized "Holy **** I paid 3 times as much for a pice of **** laptop just so I could get a ****** logo on it"
Have fun with you new paper weight, ********
Have fun with you new paper weight, ********
hahaha yeah thats about the same exact thought that went through my head...I should have known better. Thanks for the redirection Kaolian.
Just to keep up with the ******* storm here, you work for the NSA but you get anyone to help you fix your off the shelf laptop?
Just checkin.
Just checkin.
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Haha you think I'm lying about where I work?
Would a nice new NSA sweatshirt make it all better?
People at NSA dont have anything to do with Alienware computer DVD drives...yet alone mine in the middle of Afghanistan! We mainly deal with signals and communication. We have people like Eagle Alliance who is a contractor that does most of our sys admin crap.
Would a nice new NSA sweatshirt make it all better?
People at NSA dont have anything to do with Alienware computer DVD drives...yet alone mine in the middle of Afghanistan! We mainly deal with signals and communication. We have people like Eagle Alliance who is a contractor that does most of our sys admin crap.
Smash,
Ya know the old one...
Military Intelligence...something about morons.....
Eb
P.S. They really have crappy computers I heard though.
Ya know the old one...
Military Intelligence...something about morons.....
Eb
P.S. They really have crappy computers I heard though.
I'll take one Tape ;)
Thanks.
-Gie
Thanks.
-Gie
military intelligence? where?
You're supposed to take your nifty broken laptop and program flight data for super-secret hypersonic armed UAVs-- what? Too many threads, too similar in nature.
Totem
Totem
dammit...all I want to do is watch some Haji pirated DVD's! Is that too much to ask. You think that a 3K+ DVD player would work...but NOOOOOOOO. So I guess I'm on my own with this huh?
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Haha you think I'm lying about where I work?
Yes, that would be correct.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You act as if NSA is like saying I'm a movie star or something to be proud of...I'm counting my days till I can get out of there.
Whats up with that picture of you on a donkey in PK? Were you in the army or something?
Whats up with that picture of you on a donkey in PK? Were you in the army or something?
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You act as if NSA is like saying I'm a movie star or something to be proud of...I'm counting my days till I can get out of there.
Whatever. It's not important.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I think it's more of a question that your posts make you sound like your still in high school.
That's not his donkey, it's his Arab girlfriend. Shame on you for making fun of her looks! She can't help it. And where do you think the term "rode her like a rented mule" came from anyways? Smash coined it.
Totem
Totem
I'd take the mule over Pakastani women. There's an intreting cultural thing over there where body hair on women is considered VERY attractive.
Needless to say it wasn't working for me. On the other hand most of their military do speak with the gayest lilting Brittish accents I've ever heard. I've nop idea why, I imagine they learned english from watching old "faulty towers" episodes.
Needless to say it wasn't working for me. On the other hand most of their military do speak with the gayest lilting Brittish accents I've ever heard. I've nop idea why, I imagine they learned english from watching old "faulty towers" episodes.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You should hear them say, "Please do not drink directly out of the Slurpee machine, thankyouverymuchandcomeagain." That's freaking hilarious.
Totem
Totem
My posts make me sound like I'm in high school? Sorry I dont have a thesaurus next to my computer like some.
And not only that but I know some kids that are in high school that work with me too, so that isn't an excuse.
And not only that but I know some kids that are in high school that work with me too, so that isn't an excuse.
Are you a UTP kid?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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You should hear them say, "Please do not drink directly out of the Slurpee machine, thankyouverymuchandcomeagain." That's freaking hilarious.
yeah business owners crack me up
hey Tape, how long was your initial first posting with the NSA? just curious?
initial first posting with the NSA? I have no idea what you are talking about. I got to NSA in Feb 2003 and will leave in Oct 2005. It't not a bad place to work, just not my cup of tea.
You're not interviewing with any propective employers out there with suspicious names like Yasser al Suicidebomber or Rakeesh bin Massmurderer, are you?
No? Ok, just checking.
Totem
No? Ok, just checking.
Totem
Only two years? Didn't they have any permenant jobs in the mail room?
Whoops I meant Feb 2002- Oct 2005...3 years is long enough. The problem is the no dress code thing they have...too many hippies and fat guys in full sweats walking around for me.
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