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This is back when they used to smoke between rounds and showed up to fight half drunk, doesn't really compare to todays level of athelete.
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Anybody else into boxing?
After reading the title of this thread, I immediately assumed that Smash would announce having been a Golden Gloves champion in his teenage years, but had to give it in order to concentrate on winning the Pulitzer by the time he graduated high school, thus enabling him to become the youngest dyslexic astronaut to set foot on the moon.
Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted with a discussion about big scary black men beating the sh[i][/i]it outta eachother. There's no ifs, ands, or negros about it- whitey don't have a chance.
Oh my ...... time to be controversial again. Two small things caught my eye and you guy's are going to so disagree with me but the things i am about to post are true stories that attually happened one is quietly spoken of in boxing folklore the other is convieniently forgotten because of the persons conserned.
Your Correct, this match was made against Buster Demato<Sp?> wishes, Tyson had sparred with Lewis 3 fights before and had given him a complete working over, i mean he beat the **** out of Tyson. So Demato got the fight cancelled. aslo add in the fact that Tyson and lewis fought twice at amature level both times Lewis won. This was brought up in the build up to thier fight a few years back and after the fight Tyson was nothing but humble <Which he had NEVER been before>
2.and this is almost impossible to prove but if you look for it you can find it.The story goes than Ali was short of cash in his exile years and some company paid Marciano and Ali for a advert to spar, Marciano was in his late fourties i think and was bald so they had him wearing a wig.
Ali being Ali kept knocking the wig off with his jabs and Marciano was getting more and more annoyed. Ali promiced not to do it again but the next shot off went the wig again, so Marciano clocked him one and dropped the greatest on his butt, he refused to carry on.
Ok it wasn't a real fight but it's a funny story none the less
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1. Anyway, Tyson, in his prime, would have killed Lewis. I think they were supposed to fight once back when Tyson was in his prime, but it got cancelled, if I rememeber correctly.
2.and this is almost impossible to prove but if you look for it you can find it.
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Why every time I start talkin about boxing a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ***?
Ali being Ali kept knocking the wig off with his jabs and Marciano was getting more and more annoyed. Ali promiced not to do it again but the next shot off went the wig again, so Marciano clocked him one and dropped the greatest on his butt, he refused to carry on.
Ok it wasn't a real fight but it's a funny story none the less
http://www.hair-tomorrow.com/toupee/man_wig/man_wig_msg32374/man_wig_msg32374.shtml
Tarv = not an Eddie Murphy fan.
Atually i love Eddie Murphy 
I even recognise the reference, just a little slow thats all probably punch drunk.
From the one where he's the prince in som made up african country right comes to NY lives in Queens 'barber shop' sketch.
Edited, Wed Apr 28 06:32:01 2004 by tarv
I even recognise the reference, just a little slow thats all probably punch drunk.
From the one where he's the prince in som made up african country right comes to NY lives in Queens 'barber shop' sketch.
Edited, Wed Apr 28 06:32:01 2004 by tarv
Coming to America, where he plays the white guy.
Ah, what a feeling to be loved!
Ah, what a feeling to be loved!
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Coming to America, where he plays the white guy.
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After reading the title of this thread, I immediately assumed that Smash would announce having been a Golden Gloves champion in his teenage years, but had to give it in order to concentrate on winning the Pulitzer by the time he graduated high school, thus enabling him to become the youngest dyslexic astronaut to set foot on the moon.
I assumed that when you discovered that I had posted you'd RUSH to mention me as quickly as you could "LOOK I'M NOT AFRAID TO MAKE FUN OF SMASHE!!! I'M THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!!"
You never disapoint. Have you considered asking for a custom title of "Smash's Stalker"
It would save time for the people confused by why you're obsessed with me. Allthough, they get insecurity part almost instantly.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Actually, Smash, I wasn't being facetious. I really did think you'd say something along those lines. Well, maybe not the dyslexic astronaut part.
Neither was I.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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