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#77 Apr 28 2004 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Worthless dried up smegma.

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#78 Apr 28 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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i have to let you all know, im not really 16, im 32 ive been lying to you the whole time

WEre that true, and I am not taking a position either way, you would be the dumbest f'ucking 32 year old I have ever had the pleasure of literararily berating.
#79 Apr 28 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
yeah i know i was just f*cking with you guys haha
#80 Apr 28 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
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i have to let you all know, im not really 16, im 32 ive been lying to you the whole time

WEre that true, and I am not taking a position either way, you would be the dumbest f'ucking 32 year old I have ever had the pleasure of literararily berating.


Either way, as long as you had fun doing so.
#81 Apr 28 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
Judging from the responses, I would say we might have picked up on that. But thanks.

Christ, is it free period for you already? How many hours a day do you actually attend class?
#82 Apr 28 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm 55 years old, 56 in August, but I'm not done being 30 yet.
#83 Apr 28 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
hey moe who is that guy wearing the hat? do you know?
#84 Apr 28 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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hey moe who is that guy wearing the hat? do you know?

It's Melvin. He is jealously guarding his red swingline stapler.
#85 Apr 28 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
yeah moe i have 2 free classes where i just mess around

me and my buddy Jimmy got out of advanced PE by getting the english teacher to sign us a fake note saying we could help on the annie play, so we just walked around school the whole hour and went to go talk to the assistant principle then we hanged out in the art room the rest of the time talking to other people,

i have 7th hour next which is my last class and the teacher really likes me so ill just get a note asking to go to the library then just go do what i want, its great!
#86 Apr 28 2004 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
trunksbrando wrote:
...me and my buddy Jimmy got out of advanced PE by getting the english teacher to sign us a fake note...
...went to go talk to the assistant principle then we hanged out in the art room...


Hmmm... perhaps you should've gotten the English teacher to sign you a note so that you could learn English, eh?
#87 Apr 28 2004 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
Dude! Praetorian! That's so cool! There's other Praetorians here! Amazing! Wow! I'm 15 btw.
#88 Apr 28 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Could someone please explain /\/\/\/\/\ that to me.
#89 Apr 28 2004 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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P.S.-I'm 14, so ha. You all may be able to drive cars and stuff, but i dont have to pay rent or go to work!
Baby, enjoy every second but rub our noses in it again and we'll squash ya like a bug.

Oh, and Smegma/Trunks, as I appear to be the "old biddy" of the forum, in response to your well thought out comment:
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so that means alot of old people arent posting here, thats good.
I shall just say, do you ever think about (or god forbid reread) what you're about to say before you hit the "Post Message" button?

Edited, Wed Apr 28 17:54:14 2004 by Yanari
#90 Apr 28 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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I like that, Yanari! Mind if I use your twisting of trunks' name? I propose trunksmegma. Whatdya think?

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#91 Apr 28 2004 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Colour me "on board".
#92 Apr 28 2004 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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/\ see Yanari can spell it correctly

/em feels all smug and sh*t
#93 Apr 28 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
Tarv feels smegma. cool.

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#94 Apr 28 2004 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
I'm 30. I can't just run around and play tennis with reckless abandon for a couple hours in the hot, dry conditions here. I used to love just running to see if I could get each ball but now I actually have to think if it is out of reach maybe I should save my strength. Twelve years of raquetball and squash in nice cool air conditioned buildings spoiled me. I feel like it is somehow dishonest to play strategically and conserve my strength.
#95 Apr 28 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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RACK Gie!

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#96 Apr 28 2004 at 6:35 PM Rating: Default
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Trunks, in the old days of the wild west where people got married at 13 and 14 I would be old enough to be your grandfather. (I'm 42)

And in the new days of idiot teenagers having babies at 14, you're old enough to be his grandfather, too.


Bah, yer jest jealous because you never had the chance to spread your little DNA particles around like some of the young-ens these days do, heehee.
#97 Apr 28 2004 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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