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#52 Apr 24 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if Jesse James ever went into one of your stores before you guys started paying him. LoL


lol i dont know if he came im before we startd paying him. he prolly still doesnt considering we dont have a lot of high high performance parts. oh well, dont really like the guy anyway.
#53 Apr 24 2004 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I am senior technical project manager/engineer for a top-10 bank. So far I've been able to ride out one of the worst IT depressions in the past 30 years. Thank god for the innate wisdom of knowing when to jump ship at the exact right moment. A good friend of mine told me that "corporate executives are like rats...when the ship is sinking they are one of the first to jump off."

One of these days I hope to switch from system engineering to programming. Trying to do this without taking a huge cut in pay will be a good trick.
#54 Apr 24 2004 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Heh, he is definitly not your upstanding family type hero, but then that is the image he profits off of. :)
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#55 Apr 26 2004 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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LOL! What do I do for a living? I have a job that consists of signing in drunk people on Thursdy nights.

I live with my parents so really I'm not doing it for a living.
#56 Apr 26 2004 at 2:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I am in the Marine Corps working for the NSA (National Security Agency) or (No Such Agency) and currently deployed to Bagram, Afghanistan tracking and whacking Taleban and Al queda everyday. I am a signals analysis/interceptor/exploiter. I sub *** kicking job.
#57 Apr 26 2004 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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I feel for ya when dealing with engineers that come up with a great design; while using a paper napkin; with crayons; at the end of a 3 martini lunch. Then they give it to somebody that knows how to design something for translation into something that has a chance of being a completed project. A week or two later this engineer suddenly proclaims to the world that they "Glamerous Engineer of the Century" has come up with this magnificant work of art.

Of course whenever this happened I would do something low down and mean. Leaving out one small nearly insignificant detail that isn't a huge "problem" and is really a 5 minute fix on the drawing. A couple of days after the design has been presented to the world some non-existant designer takes a mini vacation and the engineer is left floundering when the tiny detail has been uncovered. Now the part can't be built and there's an airplane sitting in the factory that can't move forward until this part arrives.

Ok, shutting up and getting coffee.
#58 Apr 26 2004 at 8:44 AM Rating: Default
Pharmacy technician. Im hoping to start back to college in the fall. I think I have decided to become a pre-k teacher. I love kids, and at that age they are just wonderful. That or go and get my real estate license. Hell, I dont know what I want to be when I grow up!
#59 Apr 26 2004 at 8:55 AM Rating: Decent
im at school, i help the economy in no way and leech off the government all you hard working tax payers made, harhar!
#60 Apr 26 2004 at 9:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I am in the Marine Corps working for the NSA (National Security Agency) or (No Such Agency) and currently deployed to Bagram, Afghanistan tracking and whacking Taleban and Al queda everyday. I am a signals analysis/interceptor/exploiter.

If you're a Marine, you work for CSS, not NSA. NSA is the civilian side of the cryptologic inteligence service, CSS is the military side.

If you're full of ****, carry on with the war stories.

Edited, Mon Apr 26 10:08:19 2004 by Smasharoo
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#61 Apr 26 2004 at 11:14 AM Rating: Decent
I am a Marine who works in the Sig Intel field also. In Tape's defense not many people in the service make the distinction between NSA and CSS. When we are stationed at Ft Meade we all work in the same building often in the same offices right beside our Civilian counterparts. NSA/CSS are like one in the same pretty much.
#62 Apr 26 2004 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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/shrug

Whatever. It's like a Navy Corpsmen saying he's in the Marines I guess. Just grates on me.

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#63 Apr 26 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
A work at Wal-Mart.

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I'm also goig to start substitute teaching soon.

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I live with my parents and they dont care, I hardly see them anyway.
#64 Apr 26 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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LoL.
I guess I am the only technoweenie here :)
I am a Systems Administrator (thats what they call me anyway) for a large manufacturing company based out of Manhattan.
I keep the network running, and make sure the blackberries get thier email :)
#65 Apr 26 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Navy seaman = Marine = squid = dumber than a sack of rusty hammers.

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#66 Apr 26 2004 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
i go to school for a living and about to work at a independent restaraunt here in this small piece of **** town...

Edited, Mon Apr 26 14:58:34 2004 by trunksbrando
#67 Apr 26 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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#68 Apr 26 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Woot! Smiley: ducttape
#69 Apr 26 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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I guess I am the only technoweenie here
Either you we joking, or you simply failed to notice the tech PMs, developers, designers, admins & code monkeys who posted before you? Please come back and say "I was only kidding". We like it when that happens. :)
#70 Apr 26 2004 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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Customer Service Rep for a litigation support company......

#71 Apr 26 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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closed caption transcriptionist for a cable channel that airs "outdoor" shows. you know, hunting moose and bass fishing and heehaw stuff.

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and the people i work with think *i'm* weird.

actually i love my job. its super easy and i get to surf the forums whenever i hit a commercial (fast forwarding is bad when listening to audio recordings, you might miss something).



edit: spelling -_-

Edited, Mon Apr 26 17:20:31 2004 by eris
#72 Apr 26 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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#73 Apr 26 2004 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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#74 Apr 26 2004 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Recently had a career change from lobbyist

For...a drug company!

Was I close?
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#75 Apr 26 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Decent
I am presently slumming at Macromedia as an admin whilst studying Game Design.

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#76 Apr 26 2004 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Was I close?

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