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Just pulling this back to the top, to put pressure on Deathwysh for some more of those limericks. You are the king of limericks my friend. I am surprised I haven't seen anything based on the classic "There once was a man from Nantuckit(sp
I don't think anyone here is from Nantucket, but if someone pops up, I'll do my best.
I'm pretty much drained for now. I have to sort of get to know people a little to have some idea of what to put in their limerick, and with the massive influx of new people its too soon for all of them. For the old timers I didn't get to, I just don't know enough about them, or just couldn't come up with something that rhymes.
However, this is one of my favorites (but not one of mine - though I'd dearly love to take credit for it).
Poor nymphomaniacal Alice
used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her ******
in North Carolina
and her a$$-hole in Buckingham Palace.
And one more, for one of the less popular board members, but I warn you, its pretty gross and distasteful so avoid it if you're the sensitive sort.
A true ****-junkie named Pum
got high each day on fresh ***
this ***-drunk young punk
with a mouth full of *****
said "I'm Pum, I like ***, yum, yum, yum".
Edited, Tue Apr 27 19:34:26 2004 by Deathwysh Edited, Tue Apr 27 19:35:56 2004 by Deathwysh