Ok I'm probably behind the curve on this one, but my wife showed me this site yesterday and I felt compelled to cross post it here for no real reason.
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
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Ok that was just way to disturbing 
, still he was polite and waved me goodbye.
Is that from your direct link to the Whitehouse smash? At least we know how the Secretary for Defence earns his wage.
, still he was polite and waved me goodbye. Is that from your direct link to the Whitehouse smash? At least we know how the Secretary for Defence earns his wage.
Well, I asked him to call his mother and apologize, and he got very close to the camera and waved a "no-no" finger at me. I have to agree, it's disturbing to be chastised by a guy in a chicken suit.
Those chicken eyes are realistic!
Those chicken eyes are realistic!
Hehe.. saw this linked the other day through Little Fluffy Industries. Fun stuff.
Plus, it's a chance to shill for Little Fluffy Industries. Little Fluffy: For all your workplace slacker needs.
Plus, it's a chance to shill for Little Fluffy Industries. Little Fluffy: For all your workplace slacker needs.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
funny
Making him tango is the best. He doesn't know the Lambada, though.
Macarena is pretty good too.
Macarena is pretty good too.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm at work, so I didn't stay at the site for long, but what little I did see was disturbing.
I'll have to be disturbed again at home, I think.
I'll have to be disturbed again at home, I think.
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