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#1 Apr 12 2004 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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This explains something! Check this out.

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In the U.S., we eat more than 1,000,000 animals an hour

In 1972, we spent 3 billion a year on fast food - today we spend more than 110 billion

Left unabated, obesity will surpass smoking as the leading cause of preventable death in America


Have any of you heard about this? I want to see this. the guy risked his health to make this film!
#2 Apr 12 2004 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
This is just another reason for me to hate fat people.

Because some fat fu[/b]cks out there can handle the food, yet eat it everyday, I'm going to have to lose my option to supersize my own damn meal.

It's simple, if you can't see your feet, don't fu[b]
cking eat at McD's, you fat ***! I love fast food, McD's, Wendys, Burger King, I'm 6'2", 170 lbs, my cholesterol level is fine, I have about 11 percent body fat, heart rate/blood pressure is fine, I can run a mile in about 8 minutes, and I enjoy a 2 cheeseburger meal, supersized, with that big 44 oz coke, and I'm pissed that soon I wont have supersized meals because fatasses can't keep their fat little hands and feet from taking them through a drive through.

You know what? I can't handle liver, it makes me throw up, I think America should stop selling liver.
#3 Apr 12 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
Link doesn't work for me but taking only what you quoted.

Is 1,000,000 animals an hour just during peak dinner times or is this average an hour every hour of the day. If it's during peak dinner eating times for say 2 hours a day, no biggie. If it's an average over the entire 24 hours then by my calculations we're consuming 8,760,000,000 animals a year. Does that number also include things like dog and cat food or just human consumption? If you think about it, a large majority of cows are used for something but not all of it's going to end up on the BBQ grill. Something else to keep in mind. Not all "animals" are the same size. Ever had a plate full of crawdads? It takes about a dozen of those little things to be an appitizer.

Ok, 1972 was $3,000,000,000 per year on fast food. In 1972 my parents spent about $5,500 on a fully decked out top end luxery T-Bird. Today we spend more than $110,000,000,000 on fast food. In the next month or so my wife and I will spend $32,000 on a decently equipped (far from top end) minivan. In 1972 a lot more people had somebody stay home and make dinner. Today a majority of families have two working parents that get off of work, are tired and stop at McD's on the way home because they don't have the energy to go home and spend an hour making taco's/pot roast/etc.

Left unabated, kindergarden children will continue to be hungry 10 minutes prior to eating lunch.

By the way, I risk my life every time I walk out my door. Who knows, an airplane could fall out of the sky and land on top of me in my very own front yard.

Edited, Mon Apr 12 14:46:11 2004 by Madahme
#4 Apr 12 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent


yeah how do you get fat? i mean once u start to notice your getting big that means stop eating so much damnit! and then ******* fat people complain about how there so fat. it makes me mad.
#5 Apr 12 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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#6 Apr 12 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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Is 1,000,000 animals an hour just during peak dinner times or is this average an hour every hour of the day
Per person per hour. You haven't been doing much to keep up your end, so I've been forced to eat nearly two million animals per hour all by myself. I hope you're happy.

Do eggs count as animals?
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#7 Apr 12 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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yeah how do you get fat? i mean once u start to notice your getting big that means stop eating so much damnit! and then @#%^ing fat people complain about how there so fat. it makes me mad.


So quoteths the twelve year old, yet to experience metabolism slow down in his twnetys.

Ah the days when I could eat two burrito supreems, three tacos and an extra large pepsi while sneering at the fat lady in the booth next to me for ordering a small diet pepsi with her 69 cent tacos.
#8 Apr 12 2004 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
im 16
#9 Apr 12 2004 at 2:04 PM Rating: Default
whine whine whine, your still a babe, get over it.
#10 Apr 12 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Per person per hour. You haven't been doing much to keep up your end, so I've been forced to eat nearly two million animals per hour all by myself. I hope you're happy.

Do eggs count as animals?


Doh, sorry Jophiel. I thought that Easter ham had enough microorganisms in it to at least come close. Combine that with the grilled chicken I had in my salad last night and I was sure to go over as well as make up for what I ate on Saturday.

Hmmmm, eggs counting as animals. Interesting question you have there. If the egg has been fertilized then I'd say yes it does. If not, my guess would be that although it has the potential to be an animal it still isn't an actual animal.
#11 Apr 12 2004 at 3:05 PM Rating: Decent
How do you get fat?? Well the formula is pretty simple. If you take in more calories than you expend then your body is probably going to store it as fat. (though some people wont they are lucky) The problem is not just what we are eating it is also a product of Americans becoming more sendintary. ie playing Everquest 5 hours a day. You could eat 3 bags of Oreos and wash it down with a tub of lard as long as your willing to do the exercise to use up those calories.

The bigger issue with McD's not offering supersized fries is another example of people not taking responsibilty for their actions. "I'm fat. It cant be my fault it must be someone elses. McDonalds is at fault." So pressure is put on McD's and they caved. Sad, but a sign of the times if you ask me. This is what McD's should have said. "Look you lazy fat ******* we didnt drag you in here kicking and screaming to eat and we certainly didnt force you to upsize you fries and drink when you did come in on your own. Either exercise more or eat less it's up to you but we are not responsible."
#12 Apr 12 2004 at 5:05 PM Rating: Decent
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I can see an argument for wanting them to stop asking if you'd like to supersize your meal every freakin' time (you figure, hey, what the hell. not realizing it adds another 400 calories to the meal). it is however rediculous for them to completely remove supersizes.
#13 Apr 12 2004 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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I can see an argument for wanting them to stop asking if you'd like to supersize your meal every freakin' time (you figure, hey, what the hell. not realizing it adds another 400 calories to the meal). it is however rediculous for them to completely remove supersizes.


What pisses me off is that they'll ask every time if you want to supersize it, but they never ask someting obvious like if you want ketchup with your fries. Silly me. I used to assume that they either asked or just automatically put them in the bag (or at least that's the way it used to be). Nothing more annoying then getting home with your bag of fast food only to realize that they didn't bother to put any ketchup in the damn bag.

Exactly what percentage of US eaters do *not* put ketchup on their fries? 2%? Seems like a no-brainer.

More annoying about fast food then the servers are the idiot people in line though. The ones who are going to a fast food place, but seem to want their damn food customized just for them. Look. If you can't find one thing you can simply order just off the menu, then maybe you should go somewhere else (or freaking stop being such a picky eater!)?

What I still dont understand to this day is the absolute fascination children have with McDonalds though. It's like some kind of kiddy brainwashing! I was standing around the local Rubio's (which is an amazingly good Mexican Restaraunt. Not the *bertos kind of place, but really really good). I overhear a kid whining to his father as they're walking in. Only really heard the father's response "No. You can't have McDonalds. You're eating Rubios and you'll like it!" (go dad!). On the other side of the lot is a McDonalds. I'm fairly certain that the sight of the arches (or whatever) triggered some pre-hypnotic suggestion deposted in the child's brain via commercials played during SpongeBob Squarepants, that inflicted an overwhelming need for the McD food. Heck. The Father was literally dragging the kid in while the kid was leaning away in the direction of the McDonalds. In exactly the way drug addicts look when going through rehab. I suspect foul play...
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#14 Apr 12 2004 at 7:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Exactly what percentage of US eaters do *not* put ketchup on their fries? 2%?

I dn't know anyone that does.

Maybe it's an east coast thing.
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#15 Apr 12 2004 at 8:48 PM Rating: Decent
I'm sure it's society's fault we're all victims here in America. Hell you can sue McDonalds for getting fat! LOL that's great some Heffer walked into a McDonalds and sued them. I forgot that they were using mind control 802.11 routers at every McDonalds putting cheeseburgers down your throat! Grr
#16 Apr 12 2004 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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MMMmmmm... greasy burgers and fries. I think I found the real weapons of mass destruction...
#17 Apr 12 2004 at 10:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Hell you can sue McDonalds for getting fat! LOL that's great some Heffer walked into a McDonalds and sued them.


The case to which you so inaccurately refer was tossed out of court for being without merit. So, no, you cannot sue McDonald's for 'getting fat'.
#18 Apr 12 2004 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
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And you know what? I don't think Maccas serve *supersize* meals anywhere in the world except the US. And Americans are the most obese people on the planet.
#19 Apr 12 2004 at 10:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Not quite true. Supersize meals are available in the UK (and yes, Pulp Fiction fans, we DO call them Supersize ^_^)

Honestly, the main problem does not lie with food, it lies with a lack of exercise. The reason that obesity is less of a problem in countries like the UK is that we tend to walk a lot more (I swear, when I moved to the US I couldn't believe it. You people drive EVERYWHERE!) and our gym membership costs are lower.

Keep the supersize...just give a free gym trial out with them ^_^
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Nothing more annoying then getting home with your bag of fast food only to realize that they didn't bother to put any ketchup in the damn bag
You don't own a bottle of ketchup at home?
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Honestly, the main problem does not lie with food, it lies with a lack of exercise.

Nah, it's with food. Exercise really doesn't burn that many calories unless your obsessive about it.

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The reason that obesity is less of a problem in countries like the UK is that we tend to walk a lot more (I swear, when I moved to the US I couldn't believe it. You people drive EVERYWHERE!)

It's only because you limey bastards have nowhere to drive to.

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and our gym membership costs are lower.

That makes sense. More places to pickup other guys I guess.
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#22 Apr 13 2004 at 8:01 AM Rating: Decent
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And Americans are the most obese people on the planet.


Simply because most Americans are f'ucking lazy. They expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter.

I have no sympathy for an obese person AT ALL. 98% of the time, it is your own damn fault that you are obese to begin with. The other 2% (might be lower or higher, don't feel like looking it up) are the ones that actually CAN'T help that they are fat, due to medical reasons.

Let em eat what they want. F'uck em. If they don't respect themselves enough to want to lose some weight, why the hell should I care about them?

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Today a majority of families have two working parents that get off of work, are tired and stop at McD's on the way home because they don't have the energy to go home and spend an hour making taco's/pot roast/etc.


What makes the parents of today, any more special than the parents of yesterday? I can remember my grandmother telling me about how her and my grandfather both used to work in the fields all day, along with thier children I might add, only to come home to house chores. And they ate a home cooked meal everyday.

So tell me how working in an office is more tiring that manual f'ucking labor, and I'll maybe give your comment some credit. Both of my parents worked as well, but I ate at home every day of my life when I was a kid. Just sayin'.

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Honestly, the main problem does not lie with food, it lies with a lack of exercise.




Nah, it's with food. Exercise really doesn't burn that many calories unless your obsessive about it.


I don't think even 25% of the blame lies on the food. The main problem lies in habit. If you eat like a f'ucking pig, then sit on your couch watching Jerry Springer, then you are gonna get fat. Quick. If your kids eat like pigs, then play video games all evening, then they too are going to get fat.

You don't have to run a goddamned marathon, or even buy a membership to a gym. Just do SOMETHING other than sit on your *** all day.
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What makes the parents of today, any more special than the parents of yesterday? I can remember my grandmother telling me about how her and my grandfather both used to work in the fields all day, along with thier children I might add, only to come home to house chores. And they ate a home cooked meal everyday
Really? Did they even have a local McDonald's to go to after working the coal mines for twenty-two hours? Just sayin', is all. Did you know my great-grandfather used to haul great slabs of granite across country on his back and never once watched a minute of television?? True story.
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#24 Apr 13 2004 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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I agree with Selfish that habit plays a huge part in why so many people struggle with their weight. It's combination of sitting around and filling our faces with junk food that has given rise to the blobs. Also, I really think that people give up on themselves a bit as they get older. You may be married, bored, saddled with job and responsibility...why care anymore? I've seen this model time and again with my friends. Married? Check. Couple kids? Check. Huge Gunt? Check.

Don't get me wrong...I'm looking forward to my sweatpant days. Dammit, I've earned them. Smiley: lol

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No doubt habit has a part to play. I just thought his great moral arguement that his grandparents cooked their meals was silly. Did you know that, among field serfs in the 1100's, 99.99% of meals were homecooked? Smiley: wink

However, I'm willing to bet that if those serfs has an affordable McDonalds down the block, they'd have been all over it.

For what it's worth, I used to have more energy when I worked a largely manual job. I was in better shape (not that I'm in horrible shape now) and the work kept a pretty constant fire of calories burning. Most office work is mental and, really, the function of sleep has more to with restoring the brain more than it does restoring the muscles. I'm not saying I never went home tired before, but once my body got used to the work, I went home a lot less tired than I do now after tackling several large mental projects in a day. Of course, I'm older now and have a kid so I won't pretend it's an apples to apples comparison, although even the exhaustion from the child is more mental -- I spend more time listening to him explain Bionicles to me or what such-and-such kid did than I do actively chasing him or anything.

All of which is getting a bit off track anyway. Healthy diet, move around, etc etc. It's all pretty basic stuff.
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#26 Apr 13 2004 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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I read an interesting article about the relationship between poor people and obesity, with the main argument being that because fast food is so cheap, maybe poorer folks rely on it as a food source and are, thus, fatter than those members of society with a more profitable income.

How do you like that logic?



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