If you awake at a complete strangers house, nude, in the bathtub, with a new wedding ring, and your new 400 pound bride on the floor, sniffing a tequila soaked paper clip, well, I would give that one the square root of an imaginary number.
You just have to use your imagination and you can follow these threads just fine! Can a sip be a half cup or more?
Oh, and Gie welcome to the world of the OOT.
Alley OOT OOT.
Edited, Sun Apr 11 21:59:19 2004 by Kelti
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In Mexico, you can pay $5 to see a woman get screwed by a donkey in a basement!
It's true! I heard it on the radio once!
For $5 you can take the place of the Donkey.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Beats taking the place of the woman, I suppose.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, if it's a really hot donkey...maybe not.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I don't like the way when I link paperclips together and insert them into my ****, ala benwa ball style, that upon removal during climax that they catch and poke my sphincter with the pointy ends. I feel like a fish which has been drive-by treble hooked.
Not good.
Totem
I said, leave me alone, people! I'm still on vacation!
Not good.
Totem
I said, leave me alone, people! I'm still on vacation!
Oh Totem,
You sick *******. I miss you.
You sick *******. I miss you.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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