Mulamen, your fears are well founded, unfortunately you are too late. Remember those vaccination shots you got as a child? No? Got the scars though I bet. Well don't go getting your pen knife out just yet and getting yourself all blooded.
Ever get a flu shot? Any other types of shots? They ever feel tingly afterwards? How about an operation? Tonsils, appendix? How about an elective surgery like a face lift or boob job? The doctor ever "check" your colon for anything?
Have you got a metal detector? Set it at its highest setting and you will find them. They are in your fillings, check your nasal passages and don't forget to check your colon! Use both your hands if you have to, its there I guarantee it!
That’s right, it may sound farfetched but they know where you are... always. No I am not talking about the police or the "government" and not aliens; I'm not a loony you know. I am talking about the Shadow government. You know who I mean. The guys who are really in control man.
They don't just use it to track you though, if you are someone with any charisma, anyone in control of anything even moderately important chances are they have a control chip in you.
Do you sometimes feel like you aren't in control of your world, like you do things for no reason or you find yourself making up reasons after the fact? That’s proof you got a control chip in you man!
Don't worry though; I know how to block the energy waves. Tinfoil. Make a little hat AND WEAR IT, all the time, if it doesn't seem to help you need to line your cloths with tinfoil then. And if people laugh and snicker at you, ignore them, its them trying to control you with peer pressure because that can't get past the tinfoil!