These are the people that I want to do it with:
-Totem.
-Tare.
-Katie.
-Twiztid, cuz he talks dirty and reminds me of circumcision.
-Jophiel. Good father figures make me hot, even if they are sexually ambiguous.
-GitSlayer, cuz he's the person on the board most likely to appreciate a Dirty Sanchez.
-Smasharoo. Isn't it obvious?
-Mren's Psycho Rommate.
-Angry Hippo's ex.
-Angry Hippo's next ex.
-That girl Patrician lusts over but is too pussified to tell. I bet she's hot. I bet Pat's had 3 venereal diseases.
-Last, but not least- I want to have an orgy with Mren's Mom and Mren's Stalker (the real one).
-Oh yeah, I wanna do Flea. Just to see how Skeeter would react.
By the way, I'm saving my carnal treasure for Totem, so you other fu[/i]ckers hafta wait.
[i]Edited, Sat Apr 3 01:36:13 2004 by Thundra
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Oh yeah, that was magical post #4500!
Go me!
Go me!
dude, Im 3rd on that list. I dont know if I should be flattered or horrified....
One time I had an ****** and experienced a mindbogglingly painful **** at the same time.
Does that answer your question?
Does that answer your question?
I am second on that list.
Bring it, you hot *****.
Bring it, you hot *****.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
After you have you way with my roommate can you remind her that I am still holding her mail hostage until I get the $100 she owes me.
EDIT: How did my mother get thrown into this? I don't think I have ever mentioned her.
Edited, Sat Apr 3 07:56:55 2004 by Mrens
EDIT: How did my mother get thrown into this? I don't think I have ever mentioned her.
Edited, Sat Apr 3 07:56:55 2004 by Mrens
She is very hot. And I am clean.
I remind you of circumsision? I'm not quite sure how to take that, but as I'm forth on the list of 13 people, I feel somewhat honored.
You bring the oils, I'll bring the ice cubes.
You bring the oils, I'll bring the ice cubes.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
No thanks, I want first shot or its a no go, sloppy sixths is not my bag of kitties.
I am delighted you would include me, off all the people on the board, in your most twisted sex play antics but, rather than a Dirty Sanchez, which I find rather off putting as it involves my finger in bad places, could we try a Donkey Punch? No? Well, it wont matter muc, it works better when you arn't expecting it anyhoo.
I am delighted you would include me, off all the people on the board, in your most twisted sex play antics but, rather than a Dirty Sanchez, which I find rather off putting as it involves my finger in bad places, could we try a Donkey Punch? No? Well, it wont matter muc, it works better when you arn't expecting it anyhoo.
so do they line up outside the holy room? or do they get to watch the ones before them? when will you release any video?
Considering you are, in all likelyhood an overweight Korean teenaged boy, I think I'd have to pass.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Considering you are, in all likelyhood an overweight Korean teenaged boy, I think I'd have to pass.
You'd think that, being the master (mistress?) of gender misdirection, you'd appreciate me being "sexually ambiguous". We could be like two amobeas f'cking in the night. Except amobeas don't f'ck, they bud. So maybe it'd be like an amobea who was gotten drunk and taken advantage of by a paramecium. Do paramecium *****? I don't know, and I don't care enough to Google it and find out.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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you are, in all likelyhood an overweight Korean teenaged boy
All kidding aside, Koreans are frickin' hot!
/bump for old memories
Overlord Thundra wrote:
All kidding aside, Koreans are frickin' hot!
Too pale, I like a lady with some color.
I hope there is a special place in hell for nercoposters.
The Great GitSlayer wrote:
I hope there is a special place in hell for nercoposters.
Cmon, if you ever made a good thread and katie bumped it, your e-peen would be about ready to burst.
Shuuut up moran, if I wanted your opinion I'd ask everyone else.
Hrmm, I don't know if I should be flattered or not that Thundra has forgotten me.
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- I bet Pat's had 3 venereal diseases.
Wow. I'm old ( well OK 35 is not OLD, but it's old compared to some of you kids), I've done the bangy-bangy with nearly 200 women, and to date I've NEVER had a STD.
I guess the fact that I'm picky about who I make moan and groan pays off.
Thinking back to my single days....some days I'm sorry I'm committed to one wife and one girlfriend...other times I'm glad I found 2 Bi women who are clean.
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dude, Im 3rd on that list. I dont know if I should be flattered or horrified....
WooHoo...Sockpuppet found.
LOL. So we know that Katie is Cherrabwyn,
/Em Snickers loudly
ABombiNation wrote:
Wow. I'm old ( well OK 35 is not OLD, but it's old compared to some of you kids), I've done the bangy-bangy with nearly 200 women, and to date I've NEVER had a STD.
For the record, every month when you get your Playboy magazine, whacking off to the front cover does not count as fu[/b]cking a different women everytime. It's more like, "fu[b]cking to nearly 200 women."
ABombiNation wrote:
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dude, Im 3rd on that list. I dont know if I should be flattered or horrified....
WooHoo...Sockpuppet found.
LOL. So we know that Katie is Cherrabwyn,
/Em Snickers loudly
I hope you're kidding me because if you're not this could be one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen to date.
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I hope you're kidding me because if you're not this could be one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen to date.
OMG, Lt Goose dares to speak again. He has no clue what Sarcasm is.
I would take the time to explain it to him, but I'm bored enough that I think I may actually go play for a while, and so don't really care.
ABombiNation wrote:
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I hope you're kidding me because if you're not this could be one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen to date.
OMG, Lt Goose dares to speak again. He has no clue what Sarcasm is.
I would take the time to explain it to him, but I'm bored enough that I think I may actually go play for a while, and so don't really care.
Considering you used "Lol" like that, I wasn't quite sure.
Omgwtfbbq lolz? Get the fu[b][/b]ck out beeotch.
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