I see.
She hates boxes though, so, even though she has a VCR, the box is long gone. You're also sh[b][/b]it out of luck with the oily rags.
If it must be, then it must, but could you do my eulogy? I'd like people to know that my moronism still lives on.
Either you've never buried a dog, or my mother doesn't really give a damn about animals, because even the most beloved of our pets that ended up with a nice tire-tread tattoo across their body got a hole in the ground, and some natural gravestone, and before you get all emotional about the fact that there was a gravestone, it was solely to avoid digging it up again when I go to bury the next animal foolish enough to chase the oh-so-elusive chicken that crossed the road.
Tag, you're it.
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Jumpin' Johosephat! I've never seen so many commas in one paragraph, and I'm a total comma-*****.
Dashes and semi-colons are your friend. But don't let Flea know, she's a catty jealous bi[i][/i]tch.
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!
Dashes and semi-colons are your friend. But don't let Flea know, she's a catty jealous bi[i][/i]tch.
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!
Y,o,u, c,a,l,l,e,d,?
I've decided that I really am going to bump this thread until one of three things happens:
1. Smash actually apologizes. I'm guessing that's not going to happen any time soon. He's a stubborn ******* that way.
2. I get laid.
3. Bumping this thread becomes a board tradition, passed on between successive generations of posters, bringing sunshine and mirth to all who enter here, until eventually, Smash realizes he can **** on our parade by apologizing and thus putting an end to our merriment.
My money's on #2.
Yes, I realize #1 and #3 are the same damn thing, but I hate short lists. Plus, the cardinal rule of aesthetics is "Always odd".
1. Smash actually apologizes. I'm guessing that's not going to happen any time soon. He's a stubborn ******* that way.
2. I get laid.
3. Bumping this thread becomes a board tradition, passed on between successive generations of posters, bringing sunshine and mirth to all who enter here, until eventually, Smash realizes he can **** on our parade by apologizing and thus putting an end to our merriment.
My money's on #2.
Yes, I realize #1 and #3 are the same damn thing, but I hate short lists. Plus, the cardinal rule of aesthetics is "Always odd".
I am a fan of the comma. Ok, I'll fess up, my, REAL name is, Captain, James, Kirk, of the, Star trek, federation.
It's actualy a writing skill I learned from Totem, he got on my case about my constant short, to the point sentences, and let me in on the secret that long, run on sentences are the way to go, they make you seem well versed, so he says.
I don't think it's working.
It's actualy a writing skill I learned from Totem, he got on my case about my constant short, to the point sentences, and let me in on the secret that long, run on sentences are the way to go, they make you seem well versed, so he says.
I don't think it's working.
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3. Bumping this thread becomes a board tradition, passed on between successive generations of posters, bringing sunshine and mirth to all who enter here...
Wouldn't that just make this another Lasttm thread?
/lament Lasttm
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hey Twizt, shut yer fu[i][/i]ckin' pie hole.
Thundra wrote:
Hey Twizt, shut yer ******' pie hole.
I hope this doesn't affect my placement on "the list", Thundy
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Oddly, I find myself moreattracted to you.
Hey Twizler, if you really want to seal the deal, give her a good beating, she loves that stuff.
I wonder how many times Smash has read this thread. I bet it's the first one he checks in the morning, and the last he checks at night.
I wish somebody would make a thread about me.
I wish somebody would make a thread about me.
Thundra--
Is that ladder website you linked something you created?
--DK
ps christ, I've probably made two or three threads about you but do I get put on your list? NNNooooooo! ******.
pps Can we do Friday as well this week? I'm still horny.
Is that ladder website you linked something you created?
--DK
ps christ, I've probably made two or three threads about you but do I get put on your list? NNNooooooo! ******.
pps Can we do Friday as well this week? I'm still horny.
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I wonder how many times Smash has read this thread. I bet it's the first one he checks in the morning, and the last he checks at night.
This makes one. Typical for a disseffected westerner to assume the world revolves around them and that I'd noticed it before. As Lao Tzu once said to Bodisatra "take your request for an apology and shove it up your ***."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hey Smash, can I blow you?
Who the fu[/i]ck is 'Bodhisatra'?
I thought perhaps you meant 'Bodhisatva'. A Bodhisatva is, in the Mahayana tradition, a person that knows Nirvana but chooses to help every living thing attain Enlightenment. The concept of 'Bodhisatva' is the primary distinction between Theravada Buddhism and Mahayana Buddhism. But then you used the word as if it were a specific person in history, which it is not.
And then I thought perhaps you meant 'Bodhidharma', who [i]was a specific person in Buddhist history. But Bodhidharma never spoke to Lao Tzu.
Therefore, I'm just going to assume you randomly selected words from a Buddhist glossary and pasted them here... again.
I thought perhaps you meant 'Bodhisatva'. A Bodhisatva is, in the Mahayana tradition, a person that knows Nirvana but chooses to help every living thing attain Enlightenment. The concept of 'Bodhisatva' is the primary distinction between Theravada Buddhism and Mahayana Buddhism. But then you used the word as if it were a specific person in history, which it is not.
And then I thought perhaps you meant 'Bodhidharma', who [i]was a specific person in Buddhist history. But Bodhidharma never spoke to Lao Tzu.
Therefore, I'm just going to assume you randomly selected words from a Buddhist glossary and pasted them here... again.
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Thundra wrote:
Where I demand that Smasharoo aplogize to me.
Go on, I'm waiting.
I'm still waiting!
10 to 1 odds says he responds with *** fully clenched. 5 to 1 odds says he explains why I'm not worth responding to. 20 to 1 odds says he uses bold print.
Where I demand that Smasharoo aplogize to me.
Go on, I'm waiting.
I'm still waiting!
10 to 1 odds says he responds with *** fully clenched. 5 to 1 odds says he explains why I'm not worth responding to. 20 to 1 odds says he uses bold print.
Oh yeah, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Granted, it took longer than expected.
Edited, Thu Apr 8 02:18:27 2004 by Thundra
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