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I have a good feeling that she won't be showing up
Initially, I would have agreed. But then I got to thinking...
Habitually proffering serious responses to comments clearly made in jest is an indication of insecurity. I know about insecurity, I plagiarized the person that wrote the book.
Flea may find your insecurity endearing now, maybe even charming, but nothing lasts. Such is the nature of existence.
Ponder this Skeeter, for every 10 compliments you pay her, whether they revolve around the magnificence which is her *** or her winning personality, how many compliments does she pay you in return?
I would compare your relationship to that between a boy and his dog. Dogs, being the noble creature they are, are the only species on the planet which is capable of loving another creature (the boy, in this case) more than it loves itself. And the boy, though he might soak his mother's apron with tears after having found the dog's intestines strewn about the street, probably wouldn't think twice about replacing the mangy old mutt with a cute little puppy mere minutes after burying his faithful canine companion in his back yard; put to rest in an old VCR box, cold stiff corpse wrapped lovingly in a few oil-soaked rags.
I don't want you to take the above advice the wrong way. I just want to stress the importance of not
playing in the street.
At the very least, you can take comfort in my calling you 'Noble'. So really, if you think about it, this was a compliment. Sure, it was only
one compliment, but that's more than you've ever gotten from Miss Flea.
Flea, I think I can fit you in May 6th. Does that work for you? Please leave your clingy boy-toy at home.