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#1 Mar 31 2004 at 8:25 PM Rating: Decent
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20040401/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_19

FALLUJAH, Iraq - In a scene reminiscent of Somalia, frenzied crowds dragged the burned, mutilated bodies of four American contractors through the streets of a town west of Baghdad on Wednesday and strung two of them up from a bridge after rebels ambushed their SUVs

Mission Accomplished.
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#2 Mar 31 2004 at 8:43 PM Rating: Default
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Isn't that a traditional Iraqi form of greeting? They're just trying to be polite, is all.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20040401/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_19

FALLUJAH, Iraq - In a scene reminiscent of Somalia, frenzied crowds dragged the burned, mutilated bodies of four American contractors through the streets of a town west of Baghdad on Wednesday and strung two of them up from a bridge after rebels ambushed their SUVs

Mission Accomplished.


Ok... So it took toppling a nation's leadership and moving said nation to the bring of democracy to get the same sort of action that Clinton brought us in Somalia while accomplishing... nothing...

Sure. I'll take "world conflicts" for a thousand...
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#5 Mar 31 2004 at 9:34 PM Rating: Default
Hopefully they won't slip back down into that chasm?

This guy keeps yanking on the chain. It is not helpful.


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In a letter to the UN envoy to Iraq, top Shiite Muslim cleric Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani said he would refuse to meet the UN team, due here this week, if the Security Council passed any resolution endorsing the law.

Sistani "does not wish to be part of any meetings or deliberations with the UN mission unless the United Nations adopts a clear position saying that the fundamental law is not binding to the National Assembly," his office wrote.

The letter to envoy Lakhdar Brahimi stated that the interim constitution, known as the administrative law, must not be mentioned in "any new UN Security Council resolution about Iraq."


http://asia.news.yahoo.com/040323/afp/040323080630int.html

#6 Mar 31 2004 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok... So it took toppling a nation's leadership and moving said nation to the bring of democracy to get the same sort of action that Clinton brought us in Somalia while accomplishing... nothing...

Clinton killed 600 American's and crippled 10,000?

Odd, I don't recall that. I mean, surely you're not engaging in ludicrous partisan hackery by shouting "The other guy was just as bad!"

Let's see, not only did Bush let 3,000 civilians die on his watch, he's let 600 servicepeople die and 10,000 be wounded to the point of being permentntly disabled.

Mission Accomplished!
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#7 Mar 31 2004 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Here's what's going to happen in Iraq. The US is going to "cut and run" leaving the fate of the country in the hands of an underfunded "Democracy" puppet state that won't have direct elections initially and it'll be a fundementalist Shiite state in a decade.

Mission Accomplished!

Naturally that's just my humble oppinion. The good news is it'll probably happen while the Democrats are in office so folks like Gabji can argue it was because we were to permissive with them.
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#8 Mar 31 2004 at 9:48 PM Rating: Default
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The good news is it'll probably happen while the Democrats are in office



Do you think Kerry knows he is a sacrifical lamb?
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Lol, I think you overthink thing's a bit. Republican partisans will blame any US failure on Democrats and Democratic partisans will do the same to the Republicans.

Besides, Bush and Kerry are buddies.
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#10 Mar 31 2004 at 10:14 PM Rating: Default
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Besides, Bush and Kerry are buddies.



with buddies like that...


Are you refering to their shared alma mater or do you see closer ties? Beyond being multi-millionaire politicians?

edit: really ugly grammer thingy

Edited, Wed Mar 31 22:15:32 2004 by Vassa
#11 Mar 31 2004 at 10:20 PM Rating: Default
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This is the brink of democracy?
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They know each other socially. It would be hard for them not to. They were both Bonesmen at Yale at the same time so you'd imagine they know at least some of each other's deep dark secrets.

I have no idea if they swap wives or eat dinner together though. They've both been to the Bohemian Grove together though!

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#13 Mar 31 2004 at 10:30 PM Rating: Default
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I have no idea if they swap wives or eat dinner together though. They've both been to the Bohemian Grove together though!




Thanks Smash, those are two scenarios I could have spent my entire life not envisioning...




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Smasharoo wrote:

Naturally that's just my humble oppinion. The good news is it'll probably happen while the Democrats are in office so folks like Gabji can argue it was because we were to permissive with them.


Hey! Good plan. I'll have to remember that one... ;)

Of course, you'll have to accept that it's all the Dems fault since after all: "It happened on their watch"...


Seriously though. I was talking about the whole: "Parading bodies through the street bit". Although I still argue that if you are to compare body count to accomplishment, we're waaaay ahead of the curve in Iraq when comparing it to Somalia (we were just there to get some food to some starving folks, right? ;) ).


On the more pessimistic side, I tend to agree with you in terms of the future of Iraq. While nothing's set in stone, the reality is that if you've got a bunch of people in a nation that really really really want to kill eachother, sometimes you just have to let them until a clear winner comes out. Harsh? Yeah. But the alternative would lead us into a Vietnamesque situation.


Also. While you'll *never* hear anyone on any side of the polical parties actually say this, the "win" for us was getting rid of the progressive government under the Bath party. Honestly, a fundamental Shiite or Sunni government isn't nearly as much of a "threat" to us as the quite Western Iraq was under Saddam. That's kinda hard to swallow because we're supposedly for "pushing western ideals", but the combination of a very western approach to education and infrastructure, while still being a product of the middle east was really why Iraq was such a threat. Barring the miracle of all sides spontaneously adopting a friendly "live and let live" policy in Iraq, we are, sadly, better off with just another middle east muslim-fundamentalist-run nation.


Fundamentalist nations in the middle east typically don't build their own bombs and weapons. They buy them. It's vastly easier to track weapons purchases then to see what a nation is building all on it's own. But that's just one way of looking at the problem.
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#15 Mar 31 2004 at 10:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Honestly, a fundamental Shiite or Sunni government isn't nearly as much of a "threat" to us as the quite Western Iraq was under Saddam.

That's crazy talk!

Keep up that level of crafty analysis and I'll have to teach you the secret Scroll and Key handshake so you can plan the future of the world diabolically with us.
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#16 Mar 31 2004 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
And predictions for what the Kurds will do while the Sunni and Shiite are fighting it out for control of Iraq?

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Kerry is a sacrificial lamb... but he is being sacrificed by his own party because they know he can't win, and this loss will keep him out of the running when the person the Dem/Libs really want to vote for might have a chance.
To top it off the Dem/Libs all feel safer with our present Pres in office because he took the terrorism to the terrorists, and kept it off the home soil.
Something that someone who is beholden to all the different wacko factions in the Dem/Lib camp could never do... because to them it's all about how they feel about this **** instead of taking action.
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#18 Mar 31 2004 at 11:10 PM Rating: Decent
Well Rush that certainly was some insightful commentary on American politics today. Thank you for joining us.
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And predictions for what the Kurds will do while the Sunni and Shiite are fighting it out for control of Iraq?

Declare an independent Kurdistan and get bombed by the Turks I imagine.
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#21 Mar 31 2004 at 11:44 PM Rating: Excellent
I'm way to tired to provide an analysis off what you folks are throwing around but Gbaji - you better just pass that doobie back to Smash cause that's some serious **** he gave you.

Kerry has a better chance than Dean did and the liberals actually woke up and realized that Dean did not have a chance. Of course we won't know the true score till November.

Hey, better yet Gbaji pass that stuff over here, I could probably use some of what you where smoking when you posted...
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Also. While you'll *never* hear anyone on any side of the polical parties actually say this, the "win" for us was getting rid of the progressive government under the Bath party. Honestly, a fundamental Shiite or Sunni government isn't nearly as much of a "threat" to us as the quite Western Iraq was under Saddam. That's kinda hard to swallow because we're supposedly for "pushing western ideals", but the combination of a very western approach to education and infrastructure, while still being a product of the middle east was really why Iraq was such a threat. Barring the miracle of all sides spontaneously adopting a friendly "live and let live" policy in Iraq, we are, sadly, better off with just another middle east muslim-fundamentalist-run nation.


I'm so tired not even a double espresso is waking my cracker *** up. (I'm white, I can call myself a cracker and not offend anyone right?)
#22 Mar 31 2004 at 11:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Kerry is going to win for some very simple reasons. 1) He's not George Bush, 2) He's not on video anally raping voters grandparents.

That's really all it takes to win the election this time around.

No one cares about who Kerry is, they care about who he isn't.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Kerry is going to win for some very simple reasons. 1) He's not George Bush, 2) He's not on video anally raping voters grandparents.


Darn it! George has 50% of those qualifications. Soooo close...


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No one cares about who Kerry is, they care about who he isn't.


Heh. This is abundantly clear from the campaign so far. Probably a good tack to be honest. I've been saying for weeks now that the Dem campaign is composed of nothing but pointing the finger at things they don't like (what they're against) rather then pointing the finger at things they would do differently.

Again though. That is probably the best approach. Let's face it. In the politics of post 9/11 US, there's pretty much no approach that you can take that wont **** someone off. You're either a warmonger, or someone who's "soft on terrorism". It's vastly easier to gather the pissed off onto your side by selectively finger pointing at the "other guy", then pick a position which will only generate a group of people pissed off at you. I think it's an annoying way to campaign, but I really can't blame Kerry for doing it.



Stok. What part of my post do you disagree with? I was being pretty straight. What made Iraq dangerous was not whether or not they had WMD at that moment. It was not whether Saddam tortured and killed his own citizens. All of that is window dressing. The real danger was that Iraq was progressive in many ways, but still had a large population that held onto the rather exclusionary social politics of most of the middle east.

Why do you think there was a big deal about WMD in Iraq? It wasn't about what he had. It really wasn't. Despite all the rhetoric. Despite what you may have heard. It was still *about* WMD (and many other things). The danger in Iraq was that Iraq had its own system of pretty good universities that taught subjects like Math, and Physics, and Chemistry, and Engineering (as opposed to "supplication to Alla 101). This meant that Iraq could build its own infrastructure to build things like Chemical weapons, without having to hire folks from outside the country. It could also build the manufacturing plants to build the tools needed to build things like nuclear bombs. All without outside aid.

That's why such seemingly scant evidence was "blown out of proportion". If a country like Iran purchased some raw Uranium, we might be concerned (ok, we would be). But we'd know that they have no way to purify it into weapons grade materials, let alone construct anything but a very crude bomb out of it (crude and refined being a *huge* difference when you're talking about potentially fisionable material, since that's the differnce between a small explosion with some radition and a nuclear blast). They would have to also purchase the materials for housing the weapon, and hire experts to put it together, and any of a number of stages that we know they can't do themselve. Same logic applies for Jordan, Syria, and even Eqypt. That makes it much easier to spot and stop.

Iraq, on the other hand, was a black box. We knew they'd had plenty of time to bring up a whole generation of scientists purely within Iraq who could build weapons like that. We knew they had the ability to build all of the materials in country. The only thing they lacked was raw fissionable material. And that's just for nuclear weapons. Every single thing they'd need to build chemical or biological weapons, they could construct themselves, with no possible way for anyone outside the country to know what they were doing. Heck. They'd been building chemical weapons for almost 20 years. Not "buying". Building. All on their own. With no outside assistance.

Iraq really was more dangerous then any of the more fundamental islamic nations in the area, exactly because it was more western. Instead of rejecting western ways and knowledge, it embraced them. That would have been nice if they hadn't had someone like Saddam running the country. With a government that held onto the ideas of oppressing anyone inside their country that wasn't like them, and hating anyone outside their country that wasn't like them (exclusionary social politics at its finest), this was a huge problem.

We honestly would be safer today if radical Shiites from Iran took over Iraq tomorrow then we would have been with the Bath party still in charge. But no one would ever say that since that appears to fly in the face of our "goals" in the middle east. Sure. We'd like to establish a democratic, westernized government in Iraq. Heck. There's even a slim chance it might work. But we'll settle with another Iran or Syria if that's the choice we're given.
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#26 Apr 02 2004 at 2:46 AM Rating: Default
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Ok... So it took toppling a nation's leadership and moving said nation to the bring of democracy to get the same sort of action that Clinton brought us in Somalia while accomplishing... nothing...
You should sent this as an email to the relatives of the contractors - I'm sure it will make them feel better.

Obviously you do feel better now so it seems to work.
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